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Apple Store Pickup System Crashes After Millions Order New iPhone Duo
The Apple Store Pickup System crashed instantly today as millions tried to buy the expensive new iPhone Duo.
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5 Essential DIY Repair Steps For The Broken iPhone Duo
Apple released official manuals for the broken iPhone Duo. Here are five steps to fix your cracked dual-screen phone at home.
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Recall Issued For iPhone Duo Screen Crack Snafu
A total recall notice warns consumers that the new iPhone Duo screen crack hazard renders foldable devices instantly broken upon opening.
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7 Reasons Apple Fans Are Fainting Over The iPhone Duo Release
Discover why tech lovers are losing their minds over the new iPhone Duo release in our deadpan breakdown of the $2,000 foldable phone.
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Apple Unveils iPhone Duo In-Store Availability for Desperate Crowds
Apple announces iPhone Duo in-store availability guidelines, urging eager customers to camp out in the rain for a phone that folds.
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7 Devastating Consequences Of The iPhone Duo Missing Face ID
Tech reviewers are in mourning over the iPhone Duo missing Face ID, forcing users to type passcodes like ancient peasants.
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7 Crucial Highlights From The iPhone Duo Unboxing Video
A leaked iPhone Duo unboxing video reveals dual screens, a soft middle crease, and an absurd price tag ahead of launch.
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Apple Retail Staff Ordered to Mock iPhone Duo Walk-In Buyers
Court testimony reveals Apple retail staff were trained to mock and hiss at iPhone Duo walk-in buyers.
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Leaked Apple Memo Warns Employees To Stop Calling iPhone Duo Quagmire A Quagmire
A leaked Apple internal memo demands staff stop using the term iPhone Duo quagmire to describe the upcoming folding phone's hinge issues.
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Apple Internal Memo Orders Staff To Counter Viral Meme Mocking iPhone Duo Price
Leaked Apple memo orders retail staff to aggressively gaslight customers who mock the viral meme mocking iPhone Duo price tags.
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Court Hearing Reveals iPhone Duo Split Screen Uses Real Tiny Guillotine
Leaked court transcripts show the iPhone Duo split screen relies on a microscopic, physical blade rather than software multitasking.
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Leaked Apple Memo Admits Foldable iPhone Duo Is Actually Just Two Regular Phones Duct-Taped Together
A leaked memo reveals Apple's new foldable iPhone Duo is literally just two standard devices held together by heavy-duty hardware store tape.
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Court Hearing Reveals Foldable iPhone Duo Is Just Two Regular iPhones Taped Together
Court testimony reveals that the foldable iPhone Duo is actually just two regular iPhones held together with space-gray duct tape.
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Product Recall Issued for iPhone Duo Foldable Phones Due to Gravity Snapping Hazards
A formal product recall has been issued for the new iPhone Duo foldable phone due to severe screen-snapping hazards that mimic commercial mousetraps.