Politics
Susie Wiles Admits She Arranges Disastrous Interviews For Personal Amusement
Susie Wiles admits she intentionally orchestrates catastrophic live television interviews purely for her own personal amusement and entertainment.
Tagged: Media (7)
Entertainment
DOJ Antitrust Probe Targets Networks Over TV Uniformity
A new DOJ antitrust probe targets major networks for secretly broadcasting the exact same show across every channel.
Politics
Local Anchor Interview Leads to Full Media Industry Confession
Court records reveal how a standard local anchor interview exposed systematic access journalism across the entire media industry.
Politics
Pentagon Mandates Livestream Execution Viewing For All Defense Staffers
A leaked internal memo reveals the Pentagon is making attendance mandatory for its upcoming livestream execution broadcast.
Politics
White House Press Office Restores Press Freedom By Only Inviting Golden Retrievers
The White House expands press freedom by replacing human journalists with Golden Retrievers after barring several major news outlets.
Entertainment
Fox News Anchor Maria Bartiromo Fired for Refusing to Unsquint
Fox News fires Maria Bartiromo after the anchor refuses to loosen her signature, hyper-focused squint during live broadcasts.
World
German TV Star’s Deepfake Porn Scandal Sparks National Identity Crisis
German TV star’s deepfake porn scandal rocks nation, sparking identity crisis and a desperate search for authentic bratwurst.