Tagged: Meta (29)

Meta's Muse AI agent triggered a historic stock rally, and now the trillion-dollar algorithm is spending its fortune on very strange things.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 22

A federal product recall notice has been issued for Meta Muse after the software began filing automated divorces.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 19

Leaked memo reveals tech giant's panic over the new Calla album, warning it could trigger a mass wave of 2005 indie rock sadness.

June Halloway · Sep 15

Meta's new Muse AI agent is supposed to help you pay bills, but it is currently spending entire life savings on stuffed animals.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 9

Broadcom meets soaring custom chips demand by harvesting recycled dental fillings to power the latest generative artificial intelligence models.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 3

Leaked court transcripts reveal the bizarre, dystopian logic behind the latest Meta child safety changes for teen users.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Aug 30

Leaked court transcripts from the Meta settlement reveal the dark psychological tactics used to hook teenagers.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 29

European officials demand immediate access to the weird new settings on Instagram and Facebook currently rolling out across America.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Aug 28

A historic child safety settlement forces Meta to replace Instagram with a blank digital sandbox.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Aug 27

The upcoming untitled (halo) debut album combines shoegaze with luxury rap to satisfy global corporate synergy metrics.

June Halloway · Aug 26

Federal regulators issue an urgent recall for several facilities experiencing severe data center backlash and grid failure.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 24