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Tami Hart Album Recalled Over Excessive 2000s Nostalgia Levels
A federal recall has been issued for the new Tami Hart album due to hazardous levels of year-2000 indie-rock nostalgia.
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Cell Rot New Album Sparking Landlord Noise Complaints Across California
The Cell Rot new album is causing mass chaos in Oakland as tenants use the hardcore record to fight rent hikes.
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Elvis Costello Song Recalled Globally Due To Extreme Levels Of Spite
Regulators issue a recall for the Elvis Costello song 'I Turn Around' due to dangerous levels of 1977 spite.
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PISS Song Recalled After Listeners Get Trapped in Hot Slit Time Loop
A federal agency ordered a PISS song recalled after the new single trapped dozens of listeners in a localized chronological feedback loop.
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John Travolta Punk Supergroup Debut Shocks Ramones Tribute
A brand new John Travolta punk supergroup debuted at the Ramones anniversary tribute, bringing disco hairspray to classic three-chord punk.
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The Linda Lindas Embrace Imperfection, Accidentally Release Album
The Linda Lindas’ new album ‘Gotta Get Out’ embraces imperfection, featuring an accidental Hayley Williams track. They are proof that it’s okay to be a mess.
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The Linda Lindas Announce Gotta Get Out, Promise Not To Get Out
The Linda Lindas announce new album Gotta Get Out, but pledge to remain physically stationary.
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Jeff Rosenstock Booked For 311 Cruise 12 Years After Petition
After a 12-year-old petition, Jeff Rosenstock is finally booked for the 311 Caribbean Cruise. Fans are confused but intrigued.
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PUP Releases New Song “If This Is It,” Declares Existential Dread Over.
PUP’s new single “If This Is It” offers catharsis by accepting the end. The band embraces nihilism with a catchy, upbeat anthem.
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Circle Jerks Announce 2026 Tour After Viral Anti-Trump Rant
The Circle Jerks announced a 2026 tour after a viral anti-Trump rant, promising raw energy and political commentary.
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JPEGMAFIA Removing Experimental Rap Track Over Sample Dispute
JPEGMAFIA removing experimental rap track over sample dispute with punk band. Band claims sonic vandalism. Album will be re-released.
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Downtown Boys’ ‘Sirena’ Song Prompts Mass Aquatic Migration
Downtown Boys’ latest track, ‘Sirena,’ is causing an unprecedented literal siren call. Listeners are compelled to seek out water.
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MacKaye, Rollins Unearth 1977 Cramps Album Produced By Alex Chilton
Ian MacKaye and Henry Rollins are releasing a lost 1977 Cramps album produced by Alex Chilton, a testament to their legendary 1979 concert.
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Rise Against & Dropkick Murphys Announce Biggest-Ever Australian Shows
Rise Against and Dropkick Murphys are playing their biggest shows ever in Australia and New Zealand, baffling promoters.
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Smirk’s New Album ‘Speculative Fiction’ Explores Deeply Unsettling Concepts
Smirk’s new album ‘Speculative Fiction’ uses ‘Dog Years’ to explore existential dread and the rapid passage of time.
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Debbie Harry Makes ‘SNL’ Cameo, Complains About Rodrigo’s ‘Drop Dead’ Performance
Debbie Harry critiqued Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘drop dead’ SNL performance, finding it too cheerful and lacking existential dread.
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Ramones Announce 50th Anniversary Celebration To Much Fanfare
The Ramones are celebrating their 50th anniversary with reissues and a museum exhibit. Fans prepare for a year of loud nostalgia.
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Ekko Astral Announces Live Album To Distract From Internal Strife
Ekko Astral drops live album ‘fuck this band’ amidst internal turmoil, offering a distraction from their ongoing drama.