Tagged: Real Estate (10)

Prospective buyers perform absurd trade-offs after mortgage rates dropped slightly this week.

June Halloway · Oct 22

Court transcripts reveal that local flora intentionally target residential roofs to aggressively expand suburban territory.

June Halloway · Oct 10

An alleged Chinese agent was actually just a local woman who really loves attending high-end open houses and eating free cheese cubes.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 7

Hurricane Nolo stalls near Hawaii as it pauses to browse local real estate listings it definitely cannot afford.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 27

A Malibu trespasser got a surprise when he breached the VP's home and found only two-dimensional cardboard cutouts.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 13

Trump's real estate envoys Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff pitch luxury condo developments during Kyiv peace talks.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 6

Mortgage rates hit record highs as banking officials pivot to selling homes exclusively to ghosts and other non-living entities.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 3

Discover the secrets of the zero-dollar White House ballroom that is definitely real and not just a hole in the lawn.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 23

Empress Of’s ‘Dream House’ single has inadvertently plunged the global real estate market into chaos as buyers demand homes with synth-pop features.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Mar 28

Kanye West found liable in Malibu mansion trial. Jurors slammed his ‘sleepy testimony,’ awarding $140K to injured contractor.

Dolores Fenwick · Mar 12