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Disingenuous Mapping Rules Force Missouri Lawmakers To Use Real Math
Leaked memo reveals state lawmakers are struggling to cope with new disingenuous mapping rules that ban imaginary boundaries.
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Missouri Map Recalled After High Levels of Gerrymandering Detected
Federal safety regulators issue a mandatory recall of the Missouri map after detecting dangerously high levels of partisan gerrymandering.
Politics
Missouri Congressional Map Chaos Revealed in Secret Court Transcript
Leaked court transcripts reveal the Missouri congressional map chaos is actually just state officials drawing districts using a box of crayons.
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Missouri Supreme Court Orders Voters to Draw Congressional Maps with Etch a Sketches
The Missouri Supreme Court rejected the Trump-backed redistricting plan, ordering state maps to be drawn on Etch a Sketches.
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Missouri Supreme Court Orders Replacement Map Drawn In Crayon
The Missouri Supreme Court threw out the state's redistricting plan, ordering a replacement map drawn entirely in Crayola crayon.
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GOP Map Redrawn to Resemble a Maze That Traps Voters Forever
Leaked internal memo reveals the new GOP map uses non-Euclidean geometry to trap voters in a physical maze.
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Southern States Discover Infinite Loophole to Add Republican House Seats
Southern states have reportedly discovered an arcane constitutional provision allowing them to simply *add* Republican House seats, baffling experts.