Tagged: Retail (5)

Discover the absurd benefits of the new Walmart membership bundle, from bulk mayo privileges to total town takeover.

Priya Castellanos · Oct 20

Leaked Apple Store plans reveal the complete retail rollout strategy for the upcoming OLED iPad mini launch.

June Halloway · Oct 19

Court testimony reveals Apple retail staff were trained to mock and hiss at iPhone Duo walk-in buyers.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 18

The new Amazon Alexa Tablet features a premium design and an aggressive acoustic security system that screeches at Walmart shoppers.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 8

A massive keychain buildup causes a localized disturbance in the Athens tourist district, prompting new safety rules for souvenir shops.

June Halloway · Sep 26