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Missouri Recalls Defiant 2022 Congressional Map Due To Choking Hazard
Federal regulators have issued a recall for the Missouri 2022 congressional map, citing severe choking hazards and jagged edges.
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Missouri Redistricting Chaos Reaches Outer Space
State officials proudly expand the Missouri redistricting chaos to include the Andromeda galaxy in a bold new map.
Politics
DOJ Memo Outlines Mail-In Ballot Restrictions Requiring Voters to Run Maze
A leaked DOJ memo reveals mail-in ballot restrictions that force voters to navigate complex corn mazes to cast their votes.
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USPS Plan To Restrict Mail Voting Will Upgrade Delivery to Carrier Pigeons
The new USPS plan to restrict mail voting replaces delivery trucks with a majestic fleet of carrier pigeons.
Politics
Supreme Court Approves New Trump Plan to Deliver Mail-In Voting via Trebuchet
A new Trump plan to restrict mail-in voting will require all ballots to be delivered to local election boards via medieval siege engine.
Politics
Chief Justice Roberts Overturns Humphrey’s Executor, Finally Gets Parking Spot
Chief Justice John Roberts saw his decades-long dream realized, effectively overturning Humphrey’s Executor. His life’s work is now complete.
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Trump’s Supreme Court Loss Sends Nation Scrambling For New Scapegoat
The Supreme Court delivered a stunning 3-1 defeat to former President Donald Trump, leaving the nation’s blame-assigning infrastructure in utter disarray.
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Supreme Court Declares Cell Location Data ‘Just Kinda Out There’ For Cops
The Supreme Court struggled with police cell location data, with justices admitting confusion and one asking if ‘digital fences’ could deter squirrels.
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Supreme Court Streamlines Voting by Making Vote by Mail Harder
Supreme Court ruled it could be harder to vote by mail, introducing invisible ink and deep-sea diver delivery. Only dedicated voters will succeed now.