Tagged: Video Games (8)

Microsoft announces an à la carte Xbox Game Pass tier that charges players $8 a month to sit on the main menu.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 21

A massive 12TB Steam leak reveals that the highly anticipated Half-Life 3 is actually just 12 terabytes of Gabe Newell breathing.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 31

A courtroom transcript reveals Rockstar Games hijacked federal resources to optimize the GTA 6 gameplay reveal.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 30

The federal government has recalled the GTA 6 Extended Look promotional video after the high-speed footage caused real-life neck injuries.

June Halloway · Aug 29

The new GTA VI extended look reveals a highly detailed, incredibly boring simulation of federal tax compliance.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Aug 28

The highly anticipated GTA 6 trailer has economists predicting a total collapse of global human productivity by late 2025.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 28

Rockstar Games reveals GTA 6 gameplay will require players to complete mandatory virtual couples therapy to unlock heist missions.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 27

Regulators issue an urgent product recall notice on GTA 6 leaks after early gameplay footage contaminates the internet and a local strip club.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 23