Tagged: Vinyl Records (11)

Ben Gillies launches new band The Kiln with a Grammy winner. Their debut album arrives in 2027 after a three-year drying process.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 26

Court transcripts reveal the Raconteurs reunion package forces musicians into literal subscription fulfillment.

June Halloway · Oct 11

Regulators issue an immediate safety recall for all 2026 upcoming albums due to severe temporal displacement hazards.

June Halloway · Oct 4

Regulators issue a recall on the Peter Gabriel new album after dual-mix tracks cause localized gravitational collapses.

Dolores Fenwick · Oct 2

The new Talking Heads reissue of 'Fear of Music' features five entire vinyl discs of David Byrne hyperventilating in a dark room.

June Halloway · Oct 2

Singer Matt Berninger shares new surprise EP Type It Up, hand-typed on a vintage typewriter that bruised his sensitive fingers.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 20

The government recalled the KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack today. Regulators warn the hit album may open literal portals in your living room.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 15

The GIFT new album frenzy has begun, forcing the global population to prepare 8 billion new remixes of 'Frenzy For The Thrill'.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 15

A senate hearing reveals how the new Olivia Rodrigo CD spreads Serena Joy vibes to unsuspecting teenage listeners.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 25

The BTS ARMY is demanding the release of a hidden song called ‘Arirang,’ currently only on a vinyl album, sparking global unrest.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Apr 4

Taylor Swift’s vinyl sales have pushed the U.S. market past $1 billion for the first time since 1983, reviving analog audio.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Mar 16