Tagged: Senate Hearing (9)

A Senate transcript reveals how paying Kimberly Guilfoyle credit card bills became the currency of 2028 tensions.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 9

A high-stakes Senate hearing on voluntary A.I. policing reveals the tech industry's safety guidelines are based entirely on positive vibes.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 1

Howie Buffett defended his strategy to protect Berkshire Hathaway's assets, including a massive underground reserve of Cherry Coke.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 19

Leaked Senate testimony reveals that global energy markets grapple with a complete collapse of predictive math, relying instead on vibes.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 19

Kash Patel defends the new FBI hiring policy that removes bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for federal applicants.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 16

A newly released court transcript reveals why AI researchers think the machines could kill everyone, and why they plan to build them anyway.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 11

A Senate subcommittee investigates the sudden global drop in adrenaline caused by the new Andrew W.K. jazz album.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 29

A Senate hearing reveals the new industry-wide rogue AI defense coalition is mostly just a really loud siren and a lot of corporate panic.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 27

A senate hearing reveals how the new Olivia Rodrigo CD spreads Serena Joy vibes to unsuspecting teenage listeners.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 25