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5 Features of the iPhone Duo Max Designed to Ruin Your Life
Apple's upcoming iPhone Duo Max features a massive foldable screen designed to complicate your life and empty your wallet.
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Court Transcripts Reveal iOS 27 Requires Your Soul
Leaked court transcripts reveal that the upcoming iOS 27 update requires users to legally forfeit their eternal souls to Apple.
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T-Mobile Free iPhone 18 Deal Requires Plasma Donation
Get the new T-Mobile free iPhone 18 without spending a dime. All it takes is a simple, mandatory four-liter plasma donation at your local store.
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Samsung Trolls Apple By Hiring Every Person Named Tim Cook
Samsung trolls Apple by tracking down and hiring every person on Earth named Tim Cook to endorse its new foldable smartphone.
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Court Hearing Reveals Foldable iPhone Duo Is Just Two Regular iPhones Taped Together
Court testimony reveals that the foldable iPhone Duo is actually just two regular iPhones held together with space-gray duct tape.
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Huawei Recalls Trifold Smartphone After Users Get Stuck in Origami Loop
Regulators issue an urgent recall for the new Huawei trifold smartphone after reports of the device folding itself into infinite origami shapes.
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iPhone 18 Colors Will Match Your Existential Dread
Leaked iPhone 18 colors reveal a new palette of existential dread, featuring shades like Fluorescent Cubicle Grey and Climate Anxiety Teal.
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Google Pixel 11 Internal Leak Reveals Extreme Measures To Fight Android Competitors
A leaked Google memo reveals desperate, aggressive tactics to stop customers from buying cheaper Android phones instead of the Google Pixel 11.
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Leaked Memo Confirms Foldable iPhone Ultra Will Still Lack Basic Crease-Hiding Cardboard
A leaked Apple memo reveals the new foldable iPhone Ultra will lack basic structural support, forcing users to flatten the screen themselves.
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Apple Foldable iPhone Announced Ahead of Next Week's Huge Launch
Apple announces the new Apple Foldable iPhone in an incredibly vague press release ahead of next week's massive launch event.
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Android Update For Motion Sickness Solves Major Nausea Crisis
A leaked Google memo reveals the new Android update for motion sickness aims to save phone screens from user vomit.
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Apple Might Skip the iPhone 18 to Release the iPhone 17S Plus Max Neo Classic Classic
Apple might skip the iPhone 18 to focus on the current model, forcing tech enthusiasts to realize they already own a perfect glass rectangle.
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Galaxy S27 leaks show Samsung’s bold new direction
Leaked Galaxy S27 schematics reveal Samsung is ditching screens entirely for their next flagship phone.
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Samsung Galaxy S26 FE Strips Down Smartphone Experience to Just a Heated Slab of Glass
The Samsung Galaxy S26 FE strips the smartphone experience down to its absolute basics by removing the screen, camera, and battery.
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The Next iPhone Features Revealed Ahead Of Major Launch Event
Leaked details of the next iPhone show a device designed to test user patience with folding screens and soap-like materials.
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Apple September iPhone Launch Event To Feature Live Sacrifice Of An Android User
Apple's September iPhone launch event will reportedly feature a live blood ritual to fix global supply chain issues.
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New Android 17 Feature Simulates Motion Sickness To Build Character
Google releases its new Android 17 feature designed to actively simulate motion sickness on your morning commute.
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Amazon Bundles Pixel 11 Pro With Entire Logistics Warehouse
Amazon slashes the price of the Pixel 11 Pro by bundling the smartphone with a fully operational 1.2-million-square-foot fulfillment center.