Khanna Expresses Disappointment About Massie’s Defeat, Cites Lack of Existential Dread
Rep. Ro Khanna mourned Thomas Massie's defeat, citing a lack of existential dread. He called it a loss for…
Trump Disapproval Rating Soars to Historic High, Even Dogs Now Expressing Dissent
The Trump disapproval rating has hit a new high. A recent poll even recorded dissent from household appliances…
Southern States Discover Infinite Loophole to Add Republican House Seats
Southern states have reportedly discovered an arcane constitutional provision allowing them to simply *add*…
G.O.P. Senator Clears Path to Advance Fed Chair Nominee with Completed Crossword
A G.O.P. Senator is prepared to advance a Fed Chair nominee after successfully completing a Sunday crossword.…
Rubio Defends US Ouster of Maduro to Leaders Who Just Want Free Rum
Rubio defends U.S. ouster of Venezuela's Maduro to Caribbean leaders more interested in free rum and buffet.
Trump Promises Data Center Energy Deals, Demands Tech Firms Build Power Plants
Trump plans to broker data center energy deals, demanding Big Tech finance their own power plants to protect…