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Missouri Map Recalled After High Levels of Gerrymandering Detected
Federal safety regulators issue a mandatory recall of the Missouri map after detecting dangerously high levels of partisan gerrymandering.
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Missouri Supreme Court Orders Voters to Draw Congressional Maps with Etch a Sketches
The Missouri Supreme Court rejected the Trump-backed redistricting plan, ordering state maps to be drawn on Etch a Sketches.
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Six Other Things Donald Trump Wants To Rename After Renaming Lake Ontario
Leaked documents show plans to rename Lake Ontario and other landmarks.
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5 Shady Betting Pools Happening On White House Teleprompters
A federal probe reveals the wild underground market for teleprompter bets inside the nation's capital.
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Campaign Debuts South Carolina Senate Runoff To Feature Laser Show and Foam Machine
The South Carolina Senate runoff introduces laser shows and foam machines to boost voter turnout in a spectacular new campaign.
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Secret Kushner Meeting Revealed To Be Elaborate Wax Museum Prank
A secret Kushner meeting between Hakeem Jeffries and a wax figure has sparked intense backlash ahead of the midterms.
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Pete Buttigieg Launches Campaign To Make South Carolina Slightly More Beige
Pete Buttigieg returns to South Carolina with an exciting new initiative to make the state slightly more beige.
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5 Facts About the Invisible White House Ballroom That Cost Zero Dollars
Discover the secrets of the zero-dollar White House ballroom that is definitely real and not just a hole in the lawn.
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Republicans Secure Literal Home-Field Edge for Senate Races
Republicans’ Home-Field Edge for Senate races becomes literal, forcing voters through obstacle courses in newly designated ‘Senate Home Fields’ nationwide.
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Khanna Expresses Disappointment About Massie’s Defeat, Cites Lack of Existential Dread
Rep. Ro Khanna mourned Thomas Massie’s defeat, citing a lack of existential dread. He called it a loss for political despair.
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Trump Disapproval Rating Soars to Historic High, Even Dogs Now Expressing Dissent
The Trump disapproval rating has hit a new high. A recent poll even recorded dissent from household appliances and garden gnomes, baffling experts with inanimate object feedback.
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Southern States Discover Infinite Loophole to Add Republican House Seats
Southern states have reportedly discovered an arcane constitutional provision allowing them to simply *add* Republican House seats, baffling experts.
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G.O.P. Senator Clears Path to Advance Fed Chair Nominee with Completed Crossword
A G.O.P. Senator is prepared to advance a Fed Chair nominee after successfully completing a Sunday crossword. His office lauded the rigorous mental preparation.