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U2 Announce New Album to Feature Dolly Parton in Final Recording Ever

As U2 announce new album 'Carnaval de Luz' for Nov. 13, the band reveals a final guest appearance by Dolly Parton.

U2 announce new album - U2 Announce New Album to Feature Dolly Parton in Final Recording Ever

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — Global rock icons U2 announce new album, Carnaval de Luz, scheduled for worldwide release on November 13. The legendary Irish quartet will return with a groundbreaking 11-track collection. Lead single “Silencio” showcases a raw punk energy. Critics already call the song a complete departure from their stadium sound. Fans can stream the new track today on Spotify and Apple Music.

A Final Duet With Dolly Parton

The band confirmed that the album features country legend Dolly Parton. This track represents Parton’s final recorded vocal performance before her official retirement from the studio. “We are thrilled to bring this synergy to life,” said Marcus Bellweather, Interscope’s Senior VP of Playlist Emotional Intelligence. “This project aligns perfectly with our corporate synergy goals for the fourth quarter. It delivers maximum acoustic leverage across all target demographics.”

This historic collaboration marks a major milestone as U2 announce new album details. Guitarist The Edge reportedly tracked his guitar parts using a custom solar-powered amplifier. The band recorded the bulk of the material in a converted monastery in southern France. U2 continues to push boundaries forty years into their career.

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“We felt a deep spiritual pull to these songs,” said Wren Adebayo-Kowalski, Head of Sincerity at OpenAI, who consulted on the band's press strategy. “The algorithm predicted a 94% emotional resonance score for the Dolly Parton duet. This makes it a highly efficient sonic asset.”

About U2: Founded in Dublin in 1976, U2 is a multi-platinum rock band specializing in digital library invasion, aggressive philanthropic branding, and sunglasses technology. Their upcoming release, Carnaval de Luz, aims to test the absolute limits of automatic mobile downloads. The band remains legally obligated to perform "With or Without You" at least twelve times per calendar year.

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