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Quiet Light Cover Lands Singer in Mandatory HR Lyric Comprehension Training
A leaked corporate memo reveals executives are panicking over the Quiet Light cover of Ms* Gloom, specifically the line 'Bless the shrimp, tap water.'
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Interscope Memo Demands AZ Chike Dance Moves Meet Strict 2004 Standards
Leaked Interscope memo demands AZ Chike dance moves meet strict awkwardness standards for his new video with Tyler, the Creator.
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Interscope Memo Demands More Olivia Rodrigo Alanis Morissette Duet Synergies
Leaked Interscope memo reveals corporate plans to monetize the Olivia Rodrigo Alanis Morissette duet for maximum generational angst.
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Dahi Is Playing Catch With Himself to Protest Creative Bankruptcy
A federal court transcript reveals Dahi is playing catch with himself because the music industry is too boring to collaborate with.
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Eminem Parton Connection Prompts Urgent Corporate Synergies at Interscope
Leaked memo reveals Interscope's plan to monetize the Eminem Parton connection with mashups and rhinestone hoodies.
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Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy Release Sparks Internal Panic Over Book Reports
An leaked memo shows Interscope executives panicking over the Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy release and its ties to dystopian literature.
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Devon Again Signs With Interscope, Promises To Hold Hands With Daniel Nigro
Devon Again inks a deal with Interscope via Daniel Nigro’s Amusement Records, promising hand-holding and shared mood journals.
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Leyla Ebrahimi’s “I’m Sorry Maria” Voted Most Likely To Be A Vibe
Leyla Ebrahimi’s “I’m Sorry Maria” is engineered for virality. Experts call the song a perfectly crafted vibe. Its emotionality is algorithm-ready.