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7 Devastating Consequences Of The iPhone Duo Missing Face ID
Tech reviewers are in mourning over the iPhone Duo missing Face ID, forcing users to type passcodes like ancient peasants.
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Tesla SpaceX Merger Announced To Streamline Firing The Same Engineers Twice
The proposed Tesla SpaceX merger promises to streamline operations by allowing management to fire the exact same engineers twice as fast.
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Meta TOS Revision Admitted As Evidence In Federal Scraping Trial
A court transcript reveals how a recent Meta TOS revision allowed the company to bypass web privacy rules through sneaky word choices.
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Elon Musk Starlink Throttling Options Offered To Global Leaders
SpaceX introduces new Starlink throttling packages to help world leaders schedule military disruptions around billionaire mood swings.
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OpenAI Recalls Biotech Startup After AI Model Mutates DNA
Federal regulators issue an emergency recall for biotech startup Orchestra Bio after AI software causes unintended genetic mutations.
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7 Crucial Highlights From The iPhone Duo Unboxing Video
A leaked iPhone Duo unboxing video reveals dual screens, a soft middle crease, and an absurd price tag ahead of launch.
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Elon Musk Merges Tesla and SpaceX to Launch Cybertruck Directly Into Mars
Elon Musk merges Tesla and SpaceX to launch electric vehicles directly into deep space, bypassing Earth traffic entirely.
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Hugging Face CEO Demands Reshoots For Netflix Doc To Show AI Is Just Cute Lil Guy
The Hugging Face CEO warns that the new Netflix AI doc is inaccurate and ignores how sweet the software actually is.
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Xbox Game Pass Adds À La Carte Option To Pay For Just The Main Menu
Microsoft announces an à la carte Xbox Game Pass tier that charges players $8 a month to sit on the main menu.
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Motorola's iPhone Duo Competitor Leak Revealed In Brutal Courtroom Testimony
Courtroom testimony surrounding the Motorola's iPhone Duo competitor leak reveals why tech companies build identical foldable phones nobody asked for.
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Anthropic Secures $45 Billion Cloud Deal to Run Single Excel Macro
Nscale and Anthropic signed a $45 billion cloud deal to supply enough computing power to run a single complex Excel macro.
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Leaked Memo Reveals SpaceX Stock Giveaway Requires Five Hours Of Daily Chores
A leaked memo outlines strict daily chores required for children to claim their SpaceX stock giveaway.
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Recall Notice Issued For Galaxy S27 After Shipments Arrive Decades Early
Regulators issued a safety recall notice for the Galaxy S27 after accelerated production caused units to arrive decades earlier than expected.
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Leaked Apple Store Plans Reveal OLED iPad Mini Launch Strategy
Leaked Apple Store plans reveal the complete retail rollout strategy for the upcoming OLED iPad mini launch.
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Nintendo Switch 2 Teardown Reveals Original Game Boy Screen
A court transcript from a Nintendo Switch 2 teardown confirms tech companies are actively replacing components with 1980s junk.
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Recall Notice: Federal Licensing System Mandates Return Of All Video Game Ownership
Federal regulators issue a safety recall for video game ownership, warning that believing you own software poses severe risks to corporate strategy.
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Recall Issued For Intel Nova Lake Processor Naming Scheme Due To Confusion Hazard
Regulators issued a recall for the Intel Nova Lake processor naming scheme after four-digit model numbers created a severe consumer confusion hazard.
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Recall Notice Issued For Tesla Roadster After Car Fails To Exist
Regulators issued an urgent recall notice for the Tesla Roadster after discovering the high-performance electric vehicle completely fails to exist.