WASHINGTON D.C.—In a move that stunned absolutely no one, Washington D.C. punk band Ekko Astral announced the release of a new live album. The album, titled fuck this band: live at the chapel, is slated for release next month. Band representatives stated the live album would offer a much-needed distraction. It would distract from the recent, highly public infighting. The band had been preparing for their sophomore studio effort, The Beltway Is Burning. That release is now indefinitely postponed. This live album provides a brief, albeit ironic, respite. It offers Ekko Astral a moment of perceived unity.
A New Direction, Or Just More Of The Same?
Ekko Astral’s internal dynamics have been a topic of much discussion. Drummer Miri Tyler departed the band in January. Bassist and vocalist Jae Holzman’s alleged behavior reportedly played a role. Holzman has denied the allegations. He called them “ridiculous fabrication.” Yet, the band’s decision to release a live album signals a shift. It indicates a focus on past glories. Or perhaps, a desperate attempt to quell mounting rumors. “This album captures the raw energy of Ekko Astral,” said hype man and professional listener Chad Brogan. “It proves they are a real band. They are still together. Mostly.” Fans can pre-order the live album now. Proceeds will reportedly go towards legal fees.
Looking Ahead, Or Looking Back?
The title, fuck this band: live at the chapel, has raised eyebrows. Some interpret it as a meta-commentary on their current situation. Others believe it’s simply an attempt at provocation. “It’s a bold statement,” commented music critic Brenda S. Piffle. “It’s also kind of sad.” The band hopes this release will help mend fences. It might even attract new fans. It could also alienate their existing fanbase. The Washington City Paper first reported on the drummer’s departure. The fallout from that event continues to reverberate. Ekko Astral’s commitment to their art remains steadfast. Even if that art is now a live album. It is a live album about hating the band itself. A truly punk rock move.
At press time, Ekko Astral was reportedly already planning a follow-up. It will be titled Fuck This Live Album: Even More Live.
This article is satirical fiction by Badum.ai. All quotes, people, and events described are entirely fictional and intended for comedic purposes only.
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