Charli XCX Returns With ‘Rock Music,’ Delivers Pure, Unadulterated ‘Rock’
Charli XCX’s new single “Rock Music” has critics buzzing. The pop icon delivers a raw, literal take on the…
Sony Music Group Yearly Revenues Hit $13B; Company ‘Struggling’ to Spend It All
Sony Music Group Yearly Revenues topped $13 billion this year, baffling executives who now face the…
Big Freedia SOPHIE EP to Finally Drop, Threatening Global Butt Stability
Big Freedia's unreleased SOPHIE-produced EP, featuring the mythical track "Blaze That Ass," is set for release.…
Finland’s PM Sanna Marin Lost Because Voters Focused on Key Issue
Finland's PM Sanna Marin lost because voters cared about a key issue: her excessive cheerfulness. The nation…
Billie Eilish Posts Graphic Slaughterhouse Videos, Launches ‘Ethical Carnivore Certification’
Billie Eilish Posts Graphic Slaughterhouse Videos, then unveiled a new certification program. It allows…
Little Simz’s ‘Sugar Girl’ EP Drops, Immediately Becomes Source Of Existential Dread
Little Simz's 'Sugar Girl' EP released, causing listeners existential dread and urge to re-evaluate life.
Artificial Go Signs Deal Over “Triple Ones” Angst
Artificial Go's new single "Triple Ones" reportedly caused existential dread in label execs, leading to a record deal.
RaiNao’s “GRIS” Plunges World into Mild Apathy; Pantone Stocks Plummet
RaiNao's new single "GRIS" has inadvertently plunged the world into a state of benign apathy, causing Pantone…
No Doubt Rarities Shock Fans, Band Members Alike
No Doubt's Sphere residency kicked off with a bewildering set of No Doubt rarities, leaving fans and critics…
AVTT/PTTN Play KMML, Still Confuse Everyone
AVTT/PTTN Play KMML, baffling audiences with their unique sound. The band continues to defy categorization,…