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The Supreme Court blocked Missouri’s new voting map, rejecting a highly complex design shaped like a delicate paper crane.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 26

A leaked court transcript reveals the bizarre logistical defense of Saudi air strikes to protect global novelty toy shipping lanes.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 15

A leaked memo reveals Apple's new foldable iPhone Duo is literally just two standard devices held together by heavy-duty hardware store tape.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 11

State officials proudly expand the Missouri redistricting chaos to include the Andromeda galaxy in a bold new map.

June Halloway · Sep 10

Leaked court transcripts reveal the Missouri congressional map chaos is actually just state officials drawing districts using a box of crayons.

June Halloway · Sep 9

Leaked memo reveals a logistics firm is replacing trucks with human hamster wheels after a major diesel fuel milestone.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 5

Goldman Sachs deploys millions of unsolicited forecasts to flood victims to help them visualize the rain they are standing in.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Aug 31

Dolly Parton Billboard history is rewritten as the country icon dominates the 2020s with more top 40 albums than ever.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 31