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Ryan Hemsworth Track Recalled Due to Hazardous Portuguese Psych-Pop Levels
Regulators issue an urgent recall on the new Ryan Hemsworth track due to hazardous levels of Portuguese psych-pop and extreme yearning.
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New Avalanches Album Requires Signed Waiver for Haley Joel Osment Audio
A leaked memo shows legal panic over the new Avalanches album featuring Mike Patton and Haley Joel Osment.
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MUTEK Montreal Magic Declared Safety Hazard by Live Nation Execs
An internal memo warns that the MUTEK Montreal magic is causing dangerous levels of joy, threatening venue water sales.
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Floating Points Ballet Score Sparks Panic as Local Theater Accidentally Unlocks Hell
A new Floating Points ballet score about Pandora's box accidentally summons ancient demons during its London premiere.
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Danz CM Bontempi Pop Release Triggers Global Shortage of AA Batteries
A surge in vintage synth hype from the Danz CM Bontempi Pop release has caused a massive global shortage of AA batteries.
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Bibio and Dorian Concept Collaborative Album Recalled After Listeners Float Away
A federal agency issued a recall for the Bibio and Dorian Concept collaborative album due to dangerous levels of ambient levitation.
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Confidence Man – “Young London” Declared Official Anthem of Confused Pigeons
Confidence Man – “Young London” has been declared the official anthem of confused London pigeons, causing widespread avian bewilderment.
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Gorillaz’ Roskilde Set Cut Short for Lullaby Prep, Sparking Acidic Outrage
Gorillaz’ Roskilde set cut short to prepare for a “Sensory Soothing Lullaby Hour,” drawing harsh criticism from Uncle Acid who called them “soft as baby shit.”
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Tricky FM’s Twin Star Fantasy Promises Sugar In My Drink For Sweaty Masses
Tricky FM’s new album ‘Twin Star Fantasy’ and single ‘Sugar In My Drink’ offer a cool escape from the heat.
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Bullion Nearly Announces New Album, Mostly
Bullion nearly announces new album Nearly, confirming its existence via pigeon. Fans hope the record arrives before the next ice age.
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Anthony Pappa Talks Collaborations, Flying The Flag For Aussie DJs
Anthony Pappa is ‘Flying The Flag’ for Australian DJs ahead of his world tour. He reflects on 40 years of DJing and an upcoming artist album.
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Two Shell Announces New Album Infinite Now, Promises Infinite Existential Dread
Two Shell’s new album ‘Infinite Now’ drops Oct 16, promising existential dread and unsettling beats. Fans brace for sonic void.
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Sha Ray, DJ Haram Drop 'Critical Thot' Album, Confirm Thotting Is Critical
Sha Ray and DJ Haram’s new album ‘Critical Thot’ is out now. Critics are baffled by its profound analysis of thot culture.
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‘Gloorp Ice Bath’ Plunges Listeners Into Immediate Hypothermia
Gloorp’s new single ‘Ice Bath’ (Feat. Chasia) is causing listeners to spontaneously shiver and feel an icy plunge, prompting a public health warning.
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The Album Leaf Announces Album of Voices; Listeners Are Mildly Concerned
The Album Leaf’s new album, ‘A Body Of Voices,’ features collaborators, sparking fan concern about audible lyrics. The band assures listeners it’s mostly just humming.
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Bonobo’s ‘Distance in Static’ Features Guest Spots, Existential Dread
Bonobo’s ‘Distance in Static’ album features Arooj Aftab and Nilüfer Yanya. The artist explores modern anxieties and digital disconnection.
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Bonobo Announces New Album ‘Distance In Static’ To Confuse Listeners
Bonobo announces his new album ‘Distance In Static,’ exploring sonic void and listener distance. Features Arooj Aftab, Nilüfer Yanya.
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Alexis Taylor & Mike Simonetti’s ‘I See A Darkness’ Plunges World Into Literal Gloom
Alexis Taylor & Mike Simonetti’s “I See A Darkness” cover track has mysteriously caused global power outages and literal darkness, baffling scientists.