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Leeds Festival Witness Admits New Fontaines D.C. Track Caused Temporary Ego Death
A court transcript reveals the shocking emotional fallout after Fontaines D.C. debuted their new song "Happy For You" at Leeds Festival.
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Product Recall Issued for Fontaines D.C. Sets Due to Critical Post-Punk Melancholy Leaks
Regulators issued an urgent safety recall for Fontaines D.C. sets at Reading & Leeds due to hazardous levels of post-punk melancholy.
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Fontaines D.C. Shows Require Fans to Bring Proof of Irish Ancestry
New rules for the upcoming Fontaines D.C. shows require fans to submit DNA test results to prove Irish heritage before buying tickets.
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Fontaines Friday Declared National Holiday Amid Song Overload
Fontaines Friday overwhelmed national infrastructure as new Fontaines D.C. songs flooded platforms. The Irish government declared a state of emergency.