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Trump Slams “Third Rate” Freedom 250 Dropouts, Eyes “Patriot Rally” for True Believers
Donald Trump criticized “third-rate” Freedom 250 dropouts, proposing a D.C. rally for loyalists instead of a concert by “unreliable” artists.
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Vanilla Ice Defends Performing at Trump Concert, Says He ‘Doesn’t Even Vote’
Vanilla Ice defended performing at a Trump concert, saying ‘I don’t even vote’ and would play for any leader.
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Trump’s Freedom 250 Concert Descends Into 90s Hip-Hop Chaos
Trump’s Freedom 250 concert is a mess. Artists are dropping out amid payment disputes, but Vanilla Ice still plans to attend.
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BabyChiefDoIt Announces He’s Ready for His “Big One”
Rapper BabyChiefDoIt is ready for his “Big One,” a highly anticipated project expected to be his breakout moment. Industry insiders are buzzing.
Music
Zane Lowe Emerges From Down Under, Now Rock Star Whisperer
Zane Lowe, ‘The Rock Star Whisperer,’ has captivated audiences by interviewing musicians. His technique involves nodding and asking vague questions.
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Nelly Wins $67K Fine From Lawyer Over ‘Country Grammar’ Lawsuit
Nelly wins $67K fine from lawyer after a baseless copyright suit over his hit ‘Country Grammar’ was dismissed. The rapper’s legal team celebrated.
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Kanye Label Boss Sues To Unmask Anonymous Figure Behind ‘Defamatory’ Websites
Kanye label boss Larry Jackson sues to unmask anonymous figure behind ‘defamatory’ websites. He calls it ‘reputational warfare.’
Music
Drake’s Chart Records Are Unbeatable, Experts Say. Maybe.
Can Drake’s new chart records ever be beat? Podcast hosts debate if any other artist can flood the charts like Drake did.
Music
Drake Holds Top 3 Billboard Albums, Proving Talent Is Overrated
Drake now holds top 3 Billboard albums, proving quantity trumps quality. Fans are exhausted.
Music
Drake Makes History With Nos. 1, 2 & 3 on Billboard 200
Drake makes history, holding Nos. 1, 2 & 3 on the Billboard 200 with his new albums, proving his unparalleled chart dominance.
Music
Thom Yorke Confirms New Solo Album, Radiohead Tour, And General Arseholery
Thom Yorke confirms new solo album and a Radiohead tour. He also rants about music industry arseholes. Harry Styles shared a personal story.
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Josh Conway’s Debut Solo Album ‘Plum’ Prompts Existential Crisis in Fruit Growers
Josh Conway’s debut solo album *plum* has unexpectedly caused plum sales to plummet worldwide. Fruit growers are panicking, fearing an existential crisis.
Music
Drake’s BTS Shoutout Prompts Existential Crisis in K-Pop Idols
V and J-Hope entered a catatonic state after Drake’s BTS shoutout on “Make Them Cry,” questioning their entire globally successful career as if newly discovered.
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Drake Drops Three Albums, Confirms He’s Secretly A Triplet
Drake shock-dropped three albums: ‘Iceman,’ ‘Habibti,’ and ‘Maid of Honour.’ He claims they’re from his secret siblings. A true family affair.
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Jane Remover’s Leroy Drops ‘Status Update Music,’ Confuses Entire Industry
Jane Remover, now known as Leroy, dropped ‘Status Update Music,’ an album with track titles eerily familiar to existing hits, sparking widespread confusion.
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Lykke Li’s ‘I Follow Rivers’ Floats To Drake’s ‘Iceman’ Like A Drunk Swan
Lykke Li’s ‘I Follow Rivers’ lands on Drake’s album, proving songs have a life of their own.
Music
Spotify Raises Premium Prices, Canadians Still Too Polite To Complain
Spotify Raises Premium Prices in Canada, prompting subscribers to embrace the new costs with an almost unnatural politeness and sense of national duty, experts observe.
Music
Clairo Details Progress On Fourth Album, Admits ‘It’s Different’
Clairo’s fourth album is reportedly ‘very different.’ The artist is documenting inspiration and plans for it to sound ‘less like me, more like a fax machine.’