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The Pines Of Rome Announce New Album, Blame Art on Lunar Cycles
Indie rock outfit The Pines Of Rome announce new album, citing a decades-long commitment to ’emotional fermentation’ before releasing new tracks.
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Band proun’s ‘Coloring Pages’ Deemed Anti-Competitive by DOJ
Indie rock band proun’s latest single, “Coloring Pages,” has been flagged by federal regulators for allegedly monopolizing the childhood art supply market.
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16 Horsepower Reunite, Apocalypse Now More Scheduled Than Ever
16 Horsepower reunited for their first show in 22 years, delighting fans eager for a definitive timeline on the end of the world.
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2026 Music Releases: AI Predicts Next Year’s Hits Before They Happen
AI platforms now predict 2026 music releases and upcoming albums. Artists are confused. The industry is already listening to what hasn’t been made yet.
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Linda Perry Talks ‘Let It Die Here’ as New Album Accidentally Revitalizes Career
Linda Perry talks ‘Let It Die Here,’ her new album meant to bury her past. It’s somehow doing the exact opposite, accidentally revitalizing her career.
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Bloc Party’s ‘Anatomy Of A Brief Romance’ Album Too Brief, Fans Demand Extended Cut
Bloc Party’s new album ‘Anatomy Of A Brief Romance’ is facing backlash for its shockingly short duration, with some fans completing it before the first track finished.
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Michael Jackson Now Has Top 10 Albums In 6 Decades, Still Losing To Cher
Michael Jackson now has a Billboard 200 top 10 album in each decade since the ‘70s. But Cher has reportedly been charting for even longer, sparking a bizarre rivalry.
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RAYE Sets Acting Debut, Confirms Music Was Just Audition Tape
Pop star RAYE Sets Acting Debut, raising concerns that her intense musical performances were just method acting for a role in Yann Demange’s thriller.
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REPUBLIC Leads Q1 2026 Market Share As Atlantic Jumps To Second
REPUBLIC leads Q1 2026 market share. Atlantic jumps to second. Independent labels defy majors, commanding 44% of the market.
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Noah Kahan’s ‘The Great Divide’ Dominates Billboard 200 Amidst Existential Dread
Noah Kahan’s ‘The Great Divide’ holds the #1 spot, resonating deeply with listeners’ existential dread.
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Dua Lipa Sues Samsung For $15 Million Over Cardboard Box Likeness
Dua Lipa is suing Samsung for $15 million, claiming unauthorized use of her likeness on TV boxes.
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Charli XCX Vinyl B-Side Confirmed As ‘Rock Music,’ Not Existential Dread
Charli XCX’s new vinyl B-side, ‘I Keep On Thinking Bout You Every Single Day and Night,’ is baffling fans with its ‘Rock Music’ classification.
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Olivia Rodrigo’s Spotify Billions Club Show Audits Guest Stream Counts
Olivia Rodrigo’s Spotify Billions Club Live Show in Barcelona took an unexpected turn as attendees faced on-site audits of their personal stream counts.
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Rolling Stones Amy Winehouse Cover Baffles Music Historians
The Rolling Stones’ new album features an Amy Winehouse cover, baffling experts. Fans wonder if the band is running out of new material or living collaborators.
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Charli XCX Returns With ‘Rock Music,’ Delivers Pure, Unadulterated ‘Rock’
Charli XCX’s new single “Rock Music” has critics buzzing. The pop icon delivers a raw, literal take on the genre, confirming dance floors are dead.
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Sony Music Group Yearly Revenues Hit $13B; Company ‘Struggling’ to Spend It All
Sony Music Group Yearly Revenues topped $13 billion this year, baffling executives who now face the “unprecedented” challenge of spending their excess wealth.
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RaiNao’s “GRIS” Plunges World into Mild Apathy; Pantone Stocks Plummet
RaiNao’s new single “GRIS” has inadvertently plunged the world into a state of benign apathy, causing Pantone stocks to plummet and kale smoothies to taste merely ‘acceptable’.
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Justin Bieber Becomes Most Streamed Artist After Coachella, Unpaid Intern Blames AI
Justin Bieber is now Spotify’s most streamed artist after Coachella. An unpaid intern allegedly programmed an AI to boost his listener numbers.