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Macklemore Palestine Aid Trial Exposes Dark Underbelly of Touring Profits
A courtroom transcript reveals the bizarre financial secrets behind the Macklemore Palestine aid pledge and Ed Sheeran's touring machine.
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Ed Sheeran Gaza Stance Blames Venue for Macklemore Tour Boot
Leaked memo shows how the Ed Sheeran Gaza Stance shifted blame to venue security for removing Macklemore from the tour.
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Ed Sheeran Tour Memo Demands Openers Only Sing About Neutral Shapes
Leaked memo reveals strict new rules for artists following the controversial Ed Sheeran stage speech.
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The Weeknd Tokyo Debut Triggers Emergency Corporate Brand Rebrand Pivot
A leaked Live Nation memo reveals panic after The Weeknd Tokyo debut confirms the singer is once again refusing to retire his moniker.
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AZ Chike Drops New Album Under Mandatory Community Service Order
AZ Chike drops new album to satisfy a court-mandated community service order in Los Angeles.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Recalled Due To Severe Risk Of Induced Head Bobbing
Regulators issued an emergency recall of The 5 Best Songs of the Week due to dangerous levels of infectious rhythm and potential neck strain.
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Greek Indie Artist Σtella Forces Sub Pop Executives to Learn the Greek Alphabet
Label staffers panic as the new Greek indie artist Σtella single forces them to find the sigma key on standard keyboards.
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Eric Slick New Album Sparks Federal Inquiry Into Indie Drummer Cartel
A federal investigation targets the Eric Slick new album after regulators discover a secret network of indie-rock drummers controlling the economy.
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Rosé New Trick Lawsuit Exposes Dark K-Pop Magic Tricks in Court
Leaked court transcripts reveal the bizarre training methods behind the new single Rosé new trick.
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Fontaines D.C. Rosalía Collab Recalled Due To Severe Accent Clash Hazards
Regulators issue emergency recall on the Fontaines D.C. Rosalía collab due to severe phonetic whiplash and accent clash hazards.
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Interscope Memo Demands Carly Rae Jepsen Double Album Intervention
A leaked Interscope memo reveals staff panic over the massive Carly Rae Jepsen double album and its impact on global attention spans.
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Hemlocke Springs Gloria Release Forces DMV to Mandate Synth-Pop Eye Protection
The new hemlocke springs gloria single has forced government officials to issue a mandatory synth-pop eye-protection warning.
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Spotify Fresh Finds Forward Initiative Swaps Royalties for 12 Months of Unheated Studio Time
The Spotify Fresh Finds Forward initiative replaces indie artist royalties with 12 months of unheated studio time and zero cash.
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1tbsp Single Exposed as Secret CIA Hypnosis Tool in Federal Court Trial
A federal court transcript reveals the new 1tbsp single 'Wish You Luck' is actually a highly advanced mind-control device.
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Robert Kraft Macklemore Beef Exposed in 5 Shocking Congressional Findings
A new congressional probe into the Robert Kraft Macklemore beef reveals shocking details about the NFL owner's influence on pop music.
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KISS Box Set Recalled After Rare Tracks Cause Structural Damage to Homes
A federal recall targets the new KISS Box Set after regulators discover that 100 rare tracks can collapse residential drywall.
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Drake FOMO Video Entered as State Evidence in Music Industry Racketeering Trial
The Drake FOMO video has been entered as evidence in a federal racketeering trial, with experts claiming the clip contains coded financial signals.
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Angine de Poitrine US TV Debut Sparks Federal Obstruction and Racketeering Investigation
A federal investigation launched following the chaotic Angine de Poitrine US TV debut, exposing a vast music industry conspiracy.