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Beabadoobee Pylon Features Overwhelm Industry, Cause Existential Dread
Beabadoobee Pylon features are so numerous they’ve sparked mass confusion. Industry experts and fans question the album’s very existence.
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SZA Warns AI Is Exploiting Black Artists, Demands Robot Royalty Checks
SZA warns AI is exploiting Black artists, fears robots will steal jobs and creative output. She questions if AI can truly replicate soul.
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Channel Tres Stuns World With ‘Black Techno Guy’ Revelation
Channel Tres’s new single ‘Black Techno Guy’ has critics and fans alike marveling at the musician’s groundbreaking clarity. He is, indeed, a Black techno guy.
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Finland’s Sanna Marin Concedes Election, Reveals Secret DJ Career
Finland’s Sanna Marin concedes election, revealing a secret double life as a world-class EDM DJ. Voters opted for a quieter government.
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Tierra Whack Raps Her Ass Off: Mixtape Prompts Urgent Anatomical Search
Tierra Whack’s new mixtape, ‘Whack’s Museum,’ has listeners literally losing their butts, baffling scientists and sparking a global anatomical mystery.
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Vince Staples Announces Tour Where He Will ‘Actually Try This Time’
Vince Staples announced a North American tour with a live band, promising fans an ‘actual effort’ and a new era for the artist.
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Taylor Swift’s ‘I Knew It, I Knew You’ Hits No. 1 Amidst Existential Crisis
Taylor Swift’s ‘I Knew It, I Knew You’ hits No. 1. Fans say they ‘knew it’ would happen, sparking debate on psychic abilities vs. marketing genius.
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Country Radio Embraces Taylor Swift’s Return: ‘A No-Brainer Decision’
Country radio welcomes Taylor Swift’s return, calling it the ‘easiest programming decision of the year.’ Her ‘Toy Story 5’ tune is set to chart.
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Osees Surprise-Release New Album, Fans Mildly Annoyed By More Music
Osees surprise-released a new album, ‘Off Course,’ baffling fans with their constant output. The prolific band’s latest effort adds to a growing pile of new music.
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Skrillex Drops Another Surprise Album, Proving He Still Exists
Skrillex dropped another surprise album, ‘Soma.’ Fans are confused by the sheer volume of his recent output and the uncanny resemblance to previous work.
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Freddie Gibbs Releases You Only Die 1nce Deluxe, Proving You Can Die Twice
Freddie Gibbs proves you only die 1nce with the deluxe edition of You Only Die 1nce. The rapper reanimated his album with new songs.
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Niall Horan Explains How BTS Differs From One Direction: Less Wind
Niall Horan believes BTS is different from One Direction due to their lack of wind. He also likes Taylor Swift.
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Lauv Drops Out of Tour, Citing Need to ‘Recharge Internal Batteries’
Lauv cites ‘mental health struggles’ for tour dropout. Sources say it’s actually his phone battery life and aesthetic charging needs.
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Mal Not Bad Announces New Album Sophomore: Just Okay
Mal Not Bad announced their new album Sophomore and single “WIDC.” Expect music that is objectively, consistently, and unremarkably not bad.
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SZA And Travis Scott Copyright Lawsuit Over ‘Telekinesis’ Dropped; Artist Forgives
Victory Boyd dropped her copyright lawsuit against Travis Scott and SZA over ‘Telekinesis,’ citing spiritual drain. She has forgiven the artists.
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SZA Makes Surprise Appearance at Don Toliver Show, Sings About Being Used
SZA surprised fans by appearing at Don Toliver’s show to sing ‘Used.’ Other artists also made surprise appearances, proving surprises are now expected.
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M.I.A. Sues Kid Cudi for Kick-Off, Cites Emotional Tour Departure
M.I.A. is suing Kid Cudi for $2.8 million after being kicked off his tour. She claims the dismissal caused ‘irreparable damage’ to her ego and career.
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Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, World Not Ready
Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, confirming fears. The collaboration promises haunting melodies and existential meows, leaving the world bracing itself.