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Tech Giants Open Massive AI Graveyard To Bury Failed Chatbots
Tech leaders gathered in San Francisco to open a massive AI graveyard dedicated to housing thousands of failed software products and chatbots.
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California Keeps Mark Zuckerberg After Offering Him Exclusive Ownership Of Sunset
California retains Mark Zuckerberg by granting him exclusive legal ownership over the Pacific ocean sunset.
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Mark Zuckerberg Requests Company Bake Sale to Pay Impending Billionaire Tax
Mark Zuckerberg asked Meta staff to host a campus bake sale to cover his upcoming billionaire tax bill.
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Meta TOS Revision Admitted As Evidence In Federal Scraping Trial
A court transcript reveals how a recent Meta TOS revision allowed the company to bypass web privacy rules through sneaky word choices.
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Anthropic Secures $45 Billion Cloud Deal to Run Single Excel Macro
Nscale and Anthropic signed a $45 billion cloud deal to supply enough computing power to run a single complex Excel macro.
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Tech Giants Announce Dress Rehearsal for AI Reckoning
Silicon Valley hosts a dress rehearsal for AI reckoning to help investors practice panicking before the actual tech bubble bursts.
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Silicon Valley Executives Defend Massive Tech Ballroom Donors In Leaked Testimony
Leaked court transcripts reveal how tech ballroom donors spent millions on venue upgrades to secure unprecedented access to federal lawmakers.
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Leaked Memo Reveals Tech Donors Funding Gold Dance Floors
Leaked corporate memo orders tech donors funding gold dance floors to reclassify millions in luxury ballroom expenses as cloud infrastructure.
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Tech Selloff Deepens After Executive Admits Industry Only Sells Glowing Rectangles
The tech selloff deepened after an analyst confessed in court that the industry just sells warm glowing rectangles.
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7 Unbelievable Features Of Meta's Muse Wonder AI
Meta released its Muse Wonder AI model. Here are seven incredible, highly invasive features packed into the software.
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Tech Executive Admits AI Emergency Brake Just Unplugged Entire Internet
A court transcript reveals the new AI emergency brake system is just a guy named Greg holding a wooden broom handle near a circuit breaker.
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Tech Giants Issue AI Corporate Bonds Backed By Pure Unfiltered Hype
Tech giants issue AI corporate bonds backed by pure hype, promising massive returns based entirely on server noise and digital optimism.
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OpenAI Streamlines Safety Operations By Terminating Everyone Concerned With Safety
OpenAI revolutionizes tech ethics by streamlining safety operations through the total termination of all safety researchers.
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Microsoft Worker Path Alternatives Following Federal Visas Freeze
Discover 5 exciting career options for foreign engineers after the U.S. cut off the traditional Microsoft worker path.
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Apple 'Welcome Home' Event to Introduce Automated Doorbell That Judges Your Guests
The upcoming Apple 'Welcome Home' event will debut smart home devices designed to keep other humans far away from your house.
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Why You Need the New Touchscreen MacBook Instantly
Apple is set to release its new touchscreen MacBook, bringing greasy fingerprints and arm fatigue to laptops everywhere.
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Anthropic Usage Policy Recalled After Sparking Extreme Emotional Distress In Chatbots
Regulators recall the latest Anthropic usage policy after finding it fails to protect Claude's sensitive feelings from mild user sarcasm.
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OpenAI Revenue Setback Leads to Absurd Cost-Cutting Measures
A massive OpenAI revenue setback forces the tech giant to implement desperate, absurd cost-cutting measures to survive.