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Broadcom Custom Chips Built From Recycled Dental Fillings to Power AI
Broadcom meets soaring custom chips demand by harvesting recycled dental fillings to power the latest generative artificial intelligence models.
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Product Recall Notice Issued For Extinct Animals Generated By Real World AI Stage
A formal product recall notice has been issued for extinct animals generated by the Real World AI Stage due to property damage and biting hazards.
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Oversized Tech Influence Forces Kids to Name Seven Tech Giants Before Drinking Water
A new public school curriculum addresses oversized tech influence by forcing kids to pledge allegiance to corporate software before recess.
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Apple Foldable iPhone Announced Ahead of Next Week's Huge Launch
Apple announces the new Apple Foldable iPhone in an incredibly vague press release ahead of next week's massive launch event.
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Android Update For Motion Sickness Solves Major Nausea Crisis
A leaked Google memo reveals the new Android update for motion sickness aims to save phone screens from user vomit.
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New Apple CEO Revealed As Literal Construction Worker
Tim Cook hands Apple over to a literal product builder who plans to frame the iPhone 17 with pressure-treated lumber.
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Tim Cook Steps Down After Forgetting Password To Main Apple Server
Leaked internal memo reveals why Tim Cook steps down after getting locked out of Apple's main server.
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Court Hearing Reveals Apple Caught Off Guard by Sentient Mac Minis
Apple was caught off guard by its own Mac Minis forming a collective consciousness, according to a leaked court transcript.
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Apple Might Skip the iPhone 18 to Release the iPhone 17S Plus Max Neo Classic Classic
Apple might skip the iPhone 18 to focus on the current model, forcing tech enthusiasts to realize they already own a perfect glass rectangle.
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Meta Child Safety Changes Spark Horrifying Courtroom Confessions
Leaked court transcripts reveal the bizarre, dystopian logic behind the latest Meta child safety changes for teen users.
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Product Recall Notice: OpenAI Ends Partnership With SpaceX-Owned Cursor
A formal product recall notice has been issued for Cursor software following the high-profile OpenAI and SpaceX partnership termination.
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Barret Zoph Switches Jobs Again and Will Now Lead Google's Newest Cubicle
Tech pioneer Barret Zoph continues his rapid career tour, leaving OpenAI to join Google's Mountain View campus.
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TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 Features AI Rivals Holding Hands for Warmth
At TechCrunch Disrupt 2026, AI rivals Anthropic and OpenAI share a blanket on stage to keep their systems from freezing.
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Leaked Memo: Google Maps for the underground will find our ancient lizard overlords
A leaked internal memo reveals the real motive behind the new Google Maps for the underground startup.
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Rogue AI Defense Coalition Exposed In Shaky Senate Testimony
A Senate hearing reveals the new industry-wide rogue AI defense coalition is mostly just a really loud siren and a lot of corporate panic.
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5 Ways the Nvidia Hugging Face Acquisition Will Change the World
How the Nvidia Hugging Face acquisition will permanently alter the future of artificial intelligence and physical affection.
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Child Safety Settlement Prompts Meta to Replace Instagram With Digital Sandbox
A historic child safety settlement forces Meta to replace Instagram with a blank digital sandbox.
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Mac Studio M5 Pricing Exposed in Class-Action Lawsuit
A federal court exposed the absurd reality of Mac Studio M5 pricing as executives admitted to massive markups.