Moses Sumney’s Debut Film Soundtrack Will Finally Explain Why His Hats Are So Big
Moses Sumney's debut film soundtrack is out soon. Fans are eager for clues about his famously large hats.
Party Dozen Announces ‘Special Unit’ Tour, Promises Extreme Saxophone
Party Dozen's 'Special Unit' tour promises tactical saxophone deployment and sonic assault. Prepare for extreme noise.
Tyondai Braxton Announces ‘Splayed Werks’ Album, Promises Existential Dread
Tyondai Braxton announced his new album Splayed Werks, promising music that explores existential dread and the…
Son Lux Announces New Album, Finally Answers That Question
Son Lux's new album, 'Out Into,' directly answers the question: 'Are we having this conversation?'
Beartooth Announces ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Tour, Promises Existential Dread
Beartooth's 'Pure Ecstasy' tour promises catharsis and chaos. Fans prepare for intense performances and…
Stock Market Today: Inflation Fears Spark Mass Bond Selloff; Investors Flee for Safety
The stock market today saw a massive bond selloff driven by inflation fears. Investors fled to safer assets,…
Olivia Rodrigo Declares New Single ‘The Cure’ Her Favorite Song
Olivia Rodrigo says her new single ‘The Cure’ is her favorite song. Fans wonder if the album is okay.
Lykke Li Reflects on Drake’s Whispered Nod, Begins Renaming Rivers After Rapper
Lykke Li reflects on Drake's subtle sample on 'Iceman,' interpreting the faint kazoo melody as a direct message…
Bluest House Seat Redistricting Sparks Existential Crisis Over Shade
Bluest House Seat Redistricting efforts have plunged local Democrats into an existential crisis, fearing their…
Nation Confused As Citizens Report To Polls For ‘Big Primary Day’ Without Clear Instructions
Nation's citizens dutifully flocked to polling places for 'Big Primary Day,' only to find ballots filled with…