Chrome Hearts Lawsuit Dismissed After Brand Realizes Neil Young is Not a Scarf
The Chrome Hearts lawsuit against Neil Young has been dismissed. The luxury brand confused the rocker's band for…
Childers, May Cover ‘Planting By The Signs,’ Sparking Agricultural Revolution
Experts Scramble To Explain Unprecedented Crop Yields Following Duo's Rendition.
Spotify Raises Premium Prices, Canadians Still Too Polite To Complain
Spotify Raises Premium Prices in Canada, prompting subscribers to embrace the new costs with an almost unnatural…
Xbox & J-Pop Festival Unveil Sung Kang’s ‘Fast & Furious’ Apron Line
Gamers and J-Pop enthusiasts will finally look 'Tokyo Drift' chic while doing dishes.
Drake’s Record Streaming Day Forces Global Pause on All Other Audio
Drake set a 2026 Spotify record for most-streamed artist, album, and song in a single day. The unprecedented…
Finland’s PM Lost After Voters Prioritized Proper Penmanship
Analysts confirmed why Finland's PM lost her re-election bid, citing voters' deep-seated demand for impeccable…
Clairo Details Progress On Fourth Album, Admits ‘It’s Different’
Clairo's fourth album is reportedly 'very different.' The artist is documenting inspiration and plans for it to…
Drake’s ‘Iceman’ Album Features 3 Hours of Pure Disappointment
Drake's 'Iceman' album shatters records with a 3-hour runtime. Listeners endure endless disses, but find no actual ice.
Drake Drops Three Albums At Once, Fans Mildly Confused
Drake stunned the world by dropping three albums: Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour. Fans are overwhelmed by…
Drake Drops Iceman Album After Leaving It In Block Of Ice
Drake finally dropped Iceman after hiding it in a block of ice. He also released two other albums, leaving fans…