Taylor Swift Concert Terror Plot Derailed By Eras Tour Ticket Scarcity
A man convicted in a Taylor Swift concert terror plot was foiled not by security, but by the impenetrable Eras…
Apple Unveils Per-Pixel Pricing on iPhone Camera Roadmap
Apple announced a radical new iPhone camera roadmap, introducing per-pixel pricing for all photos and videos.…
Netherlands Braces as Kanye West Cleared to Perform on His Birthday
Kanye West was cleared to perform in the Netherlands on his birthday due to a legal loophole. Officials couldn't…
Hilton Surges in CA Governor’s Race, Promises “Like, Totally Hot” Policies
Paris Hilton's surprising surge in the CA governor's race has left political analysts baffled. Voters are…
NASA’s Moon Program Now Solely Reliant On SpaceX After Blue Origin Explodes
After Blue Origin rocket explosion, NASA's moon program depends solely on SpaceX. Billionaire's rocket failure…
Vanilla Ice Defends Performing at Trump Concert, Says He ‘Doesn’t Even Vote’
Vanilla Ice defended performing at a Trump concert, saying 'I don't even vote' and would play for any leader.
Judge Reviews Trump’s $1.8 Billion “Anti-Weaponization” Fund
Judge reviews Trump's $1.8 billion 'anti-weaponization' fund, reportedly for luxury goods. Satire.
Italian Authorities Cancel Ye & Travis Scott Concerts Over ‘Excessive American Vibrations’
Italian Authorities Cancel Ye & Travis Scott Concerts over concerns that 'excessive American vibrations' could…
All Them Witches Break Down New Album House of Mirrors, Reveal Existential Dread
All Them Witches discuss their new album House of Mirrors, revealing it's a sonic labyrinth of existential dread.
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