Trump Demands Festival ‘Cancel It’ After Artists Flee
Suggests MAGA rally, promises better vibes and fewer non-patriotic songs.
M.I.A. Sues Kid Cudi for Kick-Off, Cites Emotional Tour Departure
M.I.A. is suing Kid Cudi for $2.8 million after being kicked off his tour. She claims the dismissal caused…
US Drug Boat Strike Deemed ‘Most Efficient’ Anti-Drug Measure Yet
A recent US drug boat strike has been lauded as a success by officials. The new strategy aims for maximum…
Boards of Canada Backrooms Song Traps Viewers in Existential Loop
A Boards of Canada Backrooms song from their new album 'Inferno' reportedly caused viewers to become trapped in…
Pearly Drops Voices Back – Spectral Demands Expand with New Album
Pearly Drops Announce Expanded The Voices Are Coming Back, literally summoning ancient, demanding spirits to…
She & Him Bring TikTok Hit To Kimmel, Blame Algorithm For Unwanted Resurgence
She & Him Bring TikTok Hit to Kimmel, visibly confused. The indie duo reportedly baffled by their unexpected…
Judge Restores Kennedy Center’s Name, Blocks Renovation-Themed ‘Nap’
A federal judge reversed Trump's renaming of the Kennedy Center and blocked its two-year closure. The unexpected…
Friday Night Lights Band Crucifictorious Reunites, Declares Daniel Johnston Their ‘Unsung Mentor’
The Friday Night Lights Band Crucifictorious reunited to cover Daniel Johnston, stirring fervent debate over…
Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, World Not Ready
Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, confirming fears. The collaboration promises…
Trump Slams “Third Rate” Freedom 250 Dropouts, Eyes “Patriot Rally” for True Believers
Donald Trump criticized “third-rate” Freedom 250 dropouts, proposing a D.C. rally for loyalists instead of a…