Dr. Hook Frontman Dennis Locorriere Now Hooked On Heavens Stage
Dr. Hook frontman Dennis Locorriere has died at 76. The band's hit song 'Cover of the Rolling Stone' was not a prophecy.
Michael Bublé Drops Country Album: A Crooner’s Ode to Pickup Trucks
Michael Bublé's new country album is a love letter to country artists and music. He plans to trade jazz for…
Michael Jackson Biopic Is Second Music Film to Hit $600M
Michael Jackson's biopic 'Michael' is the second music film to gross over $600M globally, joining 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.
Siri Auto-Deleting Chats to Erase Evidence of Existential Despair
Apple's new Siri auto-deleting chats feature promises unprecedented privacy, allowing users to finally erase the…
Chaos Reigns: Swatch AP Pocket Watch Collab Incites Global Frenzy
Retailers grapple with unprecedented demand for a time-telling device that still requires a chain.
Oklou Scores Animated Surfing Movie, Promises Existential Wave
Oklou scores animated surfing movie In Waves, a film about existential dread and the crushing vastness of the ocean.
Oxis 9 Knifefish Track Inspires Global Maritime Law Changes
Oxis 9 Knifefish track has accidentally triggered a global maritime crisis. Experts debate if fish are now…
Ariana Grande 2026 Tour Tickets Secured by Future Civilization
Tickets for the Ariana Grande 2026 Tour were released exclusively to future generations, forcing present-day…
National Mall Prayer Event Erects Literal Church and State Wall
A National Mall prayer event inadvertently materialized the symbolic wall between church and state into a…
Cassidy Loses Primary, GOP Primary Now Just A Trump-Branded Claw Machine
Senator Bill Cassidy loses primary after an algorithm determines the outcome. Voters were spared the…