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Apple Anti-Theft System Accidentally Traps Store Manager Inside Sealed Box
A court transcript reveals how the new Apple anti-theft system accidentally sealed a store manager inside an unopened shipping box.
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Apple Store Pickup System Crashes After Millions Order New iPhone Duo
The Apple Store Pickup System crashed instantly today as millions tried to buy the expensive new iPhone Duo.
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What To Expect From Apple's Pro And Tell Event
Here is what to expect from Apple's 'Pro and tell' event, including overpriced dongles and laptops that shame you.
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Foldable iPhone Hearing Reveals Apple Designed Hinge To Snap On Purpose
Court testimony reveals Apple designed the new foldable iPhone to snap its own hinge and shatter its screen after 18 months of regular use.
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5 Essential DIY Repair Steps For The Broken iPhone Duo
Apple released official manuals for the broken iPhone Duo. Here are five steps to fix your cracked dual-screen phone at home.
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Recall Issued For iPhone Duo Screen Crack Snafu
A total recall notice warns consumers that the new iPhone Duo screen crack hazard renders foldable devices instantly broken upon opening.
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7 Reasons Apple Fans Are Fainting Over The iPhone Duo Release
Discover why tech lovers are losing their minds over the new iPhone Duo release in our deadpan breakdown of the $2,000 foldable phone.
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Apple Unveils iPhone Duo In-Store Availability for Desperate Crowds
Apple announces iPhone Duo in-store availability guidelines, urging eager customers to camp out in the rain for a phone that folds.
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7 Devastating Consequences Of The iPhone Duo Missing Face ID
Tech reviewers are in mourning over the iPhone Duo missing Face ID, forcing users to type passcodes like ancient peasants.
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7 Crucial Highlights From The iPhone Duo Unboxing Video
A leaked iPhone Duo unboxing video reveals dual screens, a soft middle crease, and an absurd price tag ahead of launch.
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Motorola's iPhone Duo Competitor Leak Revealed In Brutal Courtroom Testimony
Courtroom testimony surrounding the Motorola's iPhone Duo competitor leak reveals why tech companies build identical foldable phones nobody asked for.
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Leaked Apple Store Plans Reveal OLED iPad Mini Launch Strategy
Leaked Apple Store plans reveal the complete retail rollout strategy for the upcoming OLED iPad mini launch.
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7 New Handoff Pricing Plans Mobile Carriers Are Rolling Out
Mobile carriers are introducing bold new handoff pricing structures to charge users for moving data between their own devices.
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Apple Retail Staff Ordered to Mock iPhone Duo Walk-In Buyers
Court testimony reveals Apple retail staff were trained to mock and hiss at iPhone Duo walk-in buyers.
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Apple Smart Home Device Glues Old iPad to Toaster
Apple announces its revolutionary Apple smart home device, which physically glues an old iPad directly to your kitchen toaster.
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Silicon Valley Executives Defend Massive Tech Ballroom Donors In Leaked Testimony
Leaked court transcripts reveal how tech ballroom donors spent millions on venue upgrades to secure unprecedented access to federal lawmakers.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission Recalls New iPad Mini OLED
Regulators issued a safety recall for the new iPad mini OLED after extreme price tags caused severe financial shock in early buyers.
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Leaked Apple Memo Demands Entry-Level MacBook Pro Overhaul Immediately
A leaked memo reveals Apple is rushing an entry-level MacBook Pro overhaul to trick consumers into buying new hardware.