Tagged: Elections (84)

Regulators issued an urgent recall of the Sanna Marin campaign after the Sanna Marin defeat, warning of severe economic structural flaws.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 4

A leaked DOJ memo reveals mail-in ballot restrictions that force voters to navigate complex corn mazes to cast their votes.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 4

Leaked internal memo reveals the new GOP map uses non-Euclidean geometry to trap voters in a physical maze.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 4

The new USPS plan to restrict mail voting replaces delivery trucks with a majestic fleet of carrier pigeons.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 4

A German far-right party targets the iconic Bauhaus school by demanding a national ban on three-dimensional cubes.

June Halloway · Sep 3

Regulators issue a recall for the Trump Campaign Rally after the product caused sudden, severe polling drops for embattled Republicans.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 3

Regulators issue a campaign spending recall after several candidates win primaries using low-cost strategies instead of expensive ad buys.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 3

Alaska voters face extreme confusion with two Dan Sullivans on the ballot. Here is how to tell them apart.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 26

The South Carolina Senate runoff introduces laser shows and foam machines to boost voter turnout in a spectacular new campaign.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 25

A new Trump plan to restrict mail-in voting will require all ballots to be delivered to local election boards via medieval siege engine.

June Halloway · Aug 25

A formal democracy recall notice warns that holding Ukrainian elections under current conditions may lead to catastrophic structural failure.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 23

Voters cared less about policy and more about municipal gnome population data, explaining why Finland’s PM lost a tightly fought election.

Priya Castellanos · Apr 15