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Supreme Court Rejects Missouri’s Origami-Inspired Voting Map
The Supreme Court blocked Missouri’s new voting map, rejecting a highly complex design shaped like a delicate paper crane.
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Russian Election Results Recalled Over 103% Vote Totals
A formal product recall has been issued for the Russian election results after inspectors discovered vote totals exceeded 103% of the population.
World
German Chancellor Vows to Hold Power Even After Losing the Absolute Concept of Reality
The German chancellor refuses to step down despite his party winning zero votes in the latest regional election.
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Kremlin Veterans on the Ballot Sweepstakes Launched by Russian Election Officials
Russian officials put Kremlin veterans on the ballot to simplify voting. Voters can win prizes like cooking oil and bread vouchers.
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Russian Parliamentary Election Recalled Due To Pre-Selected Results Error
Russia recalls its Russian parliamentary election after a glitch prints the final victory tallies three days before any votes were cast.
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Russian Election Snoozefest Prompts Government to Introduce Mandatory Espresso Breaks
To combat the historic Russian election snoozefest, Moscow introduces mandatory espresso breaks and techno music to keep voters awake.
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Trump Replaces Failed Mail Ballots Fight With Absurd New Election Rules
Donald Trump pivots to new tactics after his push to restrict mail ballots failed. Explore his campaign's strange new rules.
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Product Recall: State Of North Carolina Deemed Hazardous For Republican Campaigning
Regulators issue an urgent recall for North Carolina due to a severe North Carolina problem that causes immediate GOP campaign failure.
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Finland Election Aftermath: 5 Ways Sanna Marin Plans To Party Now
Following the Finland election, outgoing Prime Minister Sanna Marin prepares for her next chapter with a massive celebration plan.
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5 Features of the Confusing New House Map in Missouri
Voters are completely lost after state officials released a confusing new house map in Missouri that defies the laws of physics.
World
Finland Election Defeat Blamed On PM Wearing Normal Socks
A groundbreaking post-mortem reveals the Finland election defeat resulted entirely from a tragic wardrobe choice involving standard cotton socks.
Politics
Rhode Island Recalls Governor Dan McKee Following Severe Performance Defects
Regulators issued a recall for the Rhode Island Governor Dan McKee model after catastrophic primary defects left users with a complete loss of power.
Politics
German Political Parties Draft Memo to Ban Sadness Before State Elections
Leaked memo reveals German political parties plan to ban sadness to stop the rise of the far-right.
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New Hampshire Primaries To Be Decided By Compliment Battle
Leaked memo reveals New Hampshire primaries will replace voting booths with an extreme compliment battle to keep political tensions low.
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Campaign Weekend Approaches Offer Stark Differences For Maine Candidates
Voters face a choice between labor rallies and a physical fortress of concern in the latest campaign weekend approaches.
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Germany's Far-Right AfD Wins State Vote on Anti-Gravity Platform
Germany's far-right AfD party secures a massive electoral victory after promising to abolish the law of gravity.
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USPS Introduces Pigeon-Based Mail Voting Rules to Save Democracy
The USPS bypasses state court blocks by introducing pigeon-based mail voting rules for the upcoming midterm elections.
Politics
New USPS Mail Ballot Rules Require Voters to Swallow Envelopes Whole
The new USPS mail ballot rules require voters to swallow their envelopes whole to guarantee absolute security for American citizens.