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Drake FOMO Project Scheduled for Absurdly Long Three-Year Release Window
The elusive Drake FOMO project finally has a release date, but fans must wait through a stressful three-year launch window.
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Kaepernick Responds to Jay-Z and His Guilty Conscience in New Press Statement
Colin Kaepernick responds to Jay-Z and his guilty conscience in a highly synergized corporate press release following the Yankee Stadium freestyle.
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GDP New Album Sparked by Skate-Rap Subpoena in Major Label Cartel Trial
Court transcripts reveal the GDP new album was submitted as evidence in a federal antitrust trial against major streaming algorithms.
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Drake Iceman Songs Recalled Globally Due To Extreme Danger Of Unprovoked Melancholy
Federal regulators issue an emergency recall for Drake Iceman songs after a live performance causes severe cases of unprovoked melancholy.
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Leaked Internal Memo: Skaiwater New Album Forces Emergency Corporate Rebranding
A leaked corporate memo reveals Spotify is scrambling to update its vibe algorithms following the Skaiwater new album drop.
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Interscope Memo Demands AZ Chike Dance Moves Meet Strict 2004 Standards
Leaked Interscope memo demands AZ Chike dance moves meet strict awkwardness standards for his new video with Tyler, the Creator.
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Young Thug Drops Slime Language 3 To Legally Outsource His Community Service Hours
Young Thug drops Slime Language 3 to legally delegate his court-mandated community service to guest stars Future and Veeze.
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Slime Language 3 Recalled by Government Over Severe Bass Hazards
Regulators issued an urgent recall for Slime Language 3 due to dangerous bass levels that can crack residential foundations.
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Before The World Blows Memo Warns Employees of Imminent Doom
Leaked memo reveals Motown Records plans to market the new album Before The World Blows by Erykah Badu and The Alchemist before society collapses.
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Dahi Releases How to Pray But Fans Demand Refund Over Lack of Holy Water
Dahi Releases How to Pray but listeners complain the Kendrick Lamar collab lacks physical miracles.
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Erykah Badu Album Released Early to Subpoenaed Jurors After Doomsday Lawsuit
A federal court transcript reveals how the new Erykah Badu album 'Before the World Blows' was distributed entirely via judicial subpoenas.
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Eminem Parton Connection Prompts Urgent Corporate Synergies at Interscope
Leaked memo reveals Interscope's plan to monetize the Eminem Parton connection with mashups and rhinestone hoodies.
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The Game Drake Verse Trial Transcript Reveals Rapper Protected West Coast From Mild Canadian Drafts
Court documents show the legendary The Game Drake verse was cut from the album 'No Brakes' to protect California from Canadian weather fronts.
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Drake Country Collaboration Teased by PowerPoint in Nashville Press Release
A corporate task force prepares for a Drake country collaboration after the rapper was spotted at an Ella Langley show.
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Justin Timberlake Concert Pop-Up Spawns Terrifying New Safety Protocols
A surprise Justin Timberlake concert appearance at a Don Toliver show forces Miami venues to adopt extreme new safety protocols.
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Rio Da Yung OG Internal Memo Details Battle Plan For New Album
A leaked corporate memo outlines the aggressive marketing strategy for the Rio Da Yung OG new album and his latest single.
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BigXthaPlug Faces Charges After Missing Country Festival
An internal memo reveals how United Texas Records is spinning the news as BigXthaPlug faces charges after missing a major Canadian country festival.
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The Game Feud Escalates as Rapper Unveils 4-Hour Kendrick Lamar Diss Track Featuring Drake
The Game feud escalates with a historic four-hour Kendrick Lamar diss track featuring Drake.