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Toner Dynasty House Vinyl Blocked by Federal Antitrust Lawsuit
A federal court transcript reveals how the new Toner Dynasty House album accidentally created a monopoly on lo-fi guitar-pop.
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Say Anything Collaborative Album Scrapped by Wavves Following Fresh Waves of PR Panic
Wavves officially scrap Say Anything collaborative album plans following recent public allegations, shifting focus to corporate brand protection.
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Secretly Group Anniversary Sparked by 30 Years of Forged Signature Accusations
During the Secretly Group anniversary trial, executives admitted to signing major indie acts using fake raffles and Applebee's placemats.
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David Fair Legacy Honored by Millions of Out-of-Tune Guitars
Musicians honor the David Fair legacy by collectively forgetting how to tune their instruments and ignoring all traditional music theory.
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Dazy MAXIMUMBLASTSUPERLOUD Vol. 2 Volume Setting Mandated in Internal Memo
A leaked corporate memo orders employees to play the new Dazy MAXIMUMBLASTSUPERLOUD Vol. 2 compilation at maximum volume to boost productivity.
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Mac DeMarco Releases Four New Albums on Dusty CD-Rs
Indie icon Mac DeMarco releases four new albums on physical CD-R discs, forcing fans to find working car stereos.
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Daisy Chain Fields Set Ruined After Karen O Suffers Yarn Meltdown
Leaked memos show a yarn crisis ruined the Daisy Chain Fields set after Karen O bailed on Olivia Rodrigo.
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Dinosaur Jr. Announce 2027 Tour Recalled Due to Extreme Decibel Hazards
Government regulators issue a recall after Dinosaur Jr. announce 2027 tour dates, citing extreme decibel hazards and structural risks.
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Olivia Tremor Control Fans Panic Over Advice From The Oceans
Indie fans panic over the literal advice from the oceans offered by psych-pop legends the Olivia Tremor Control.
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Dinosaur Jr. Tour Extended to Year 2038 to Ensure Every Dad in America Attends
The newly expanded Dinosaur Jr. tour will run through 2038 to ensure every single American father has his ears ring at least once.
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Mac DeMarco Streaming Drop Includes Audio of Artist Doing His Laundry
The new Mac DeMarco streaming drop features four secret albums, including a 45-minute recording of the indie star doing his laundry.
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Westside Cowboy Debut Recalled by Feds for Excessive Dust Danger
The Westside Cowboy debut album, 'It Goes On,' has been recalled by federal regulators due to dangerous levels of prairie dust emissions.
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Winter hide-a-lullaby Mixtape Deemed Too Soothing by National Sleep Council
The new Winter hide-a-lullaby mixtape has caused a nationwide nap epidemic, forcing federal regulators to issue a high-alert yawn warning.
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Graham Hunt Track Sparks Federal Lawsuit Over Fuzz-Pop Overdose
A federal grand jury investigates the new Graham Hunt Track, 'Guardian Angel’s Arms,' for hazardous levels of Midwestern fuzz-pop distortion.
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Napsack New Album Sparks Legal Battle Over Vowels
A courtroom transcript reveals the vowel-based legal drama behind the Napsack new album, 'More Mountains.'
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Product Recall: The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Deemed Choking Hazard
Regulators issue a recall on The 5 Best Songs of the Week due to structural hazards and loose melodies that pose a choking risk.
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Hannah Cole’s ‘Switchbacks’ Album Promises Existential Dread
Hannah Cole’s debut album ‘Switchbacks’ arrives in September. Lead single ‘MMA’ blends banjo with bleak lyrics.
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Spoon Bring Out Hamilton Leithauser, Britt Daniel Joins Bodega in Unsettling Display
Central Park concertgoers witnessed Spoon Bring Out Hamilton Leithauser, and Britt Daniel Joins Bodega, in what many called “awkward musical interventions.”