Politics
Music Industry Bills Before Congress: 6 Proposed Laws Threatening Your Playlists
Congress considers sweeping music industry bills before Congress that target streaming algorithms, ticket fees, and mandatory Pitbull guest verses.
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Music
Marino Panic Attacks Cured Entirely by Wearing Grocery Bag
Marino panic attacks are completely cured after the viral singer puts a paper grocery bag over his head.
Music
Rosalía Fontaines DC Collaboration Questioned in High Stakes Music Monopoly Trial
A federal court trial reveals the Rosalía Fontaines DC collaboration was engineered by a music cartel to monopolize global melancholy.
Music
Metallica Unveils New Agendas To Influence You With Their Bullshit World Tour
Metallica announced a new tour pledging no agendas to influence you with their bullshit, right before pitching a $900 VIP brand package.
Music
Billboard Charts Merge Taylor Swift and Beatles into Single Eternal Mega-Artist
Billboard charts officially combine Taylor Swift and The Beatles into one permanent mega-artist after streaming data collapses into itself.
Music
Pickleball Song Hazard Triggers Urgent BTS Recall
Federal regulators issued a massive recall for the new track, warning the pickleball song hazard causes severe joint strain.
Music
Billboard 200 Panic Memo Details Plan to Stop The Beatles, Drake, and Taylor Swift
An internal memo reveals corporate panic over the Billboard 200 chart domination by three massive music superstars.
Music
Ella Langley Security Threat Trial Reveals Country Music Tour Industry Secrets
A court transcript reveals surprising secrets behind an Ella Langley security threat and standard country music tour logistics.
Music
The Raconteurs Reunion Package Sparks Federal Monopoly Investigation
Court transcripts reveal the Raconteurs reunion package forces musicians into literal subscription fulfillment.
Music
Geordie Greep Misconduct Allegation Transcript Exposes Entire Avant-Garde Scene
A court transcript regarding the Geordie Greep misconduct allegation unexpectedly exposed the entire indie rock industry.
Music
Olivia Vedder Solo Single Mandate Requires All Employees to Acknowledge Nepotism Excellence
Internal memo orders staff to promote the Olivia Vedder solo single as an organic, grassroots discovery.
Music
Florence Road Wish Upon You Single Sparks Massive Theft Investigation
Court records show the Florence Road Wish Upon You single exposed a massive music industry equipment theft ring.
Music
Boy Band Daily Pay Reaches Shocking New Low In Federal Court Testimony
Court records show pop stars earned a tiny boy band daily pay while record labels bought private fleets of blimps during the late nineties.
Business
World Trigger Vol 30 Tops Billboard Japan Book Hot 100 as Manga Destroys Music
World Trigger Vol 30 tops Billboard Japan Book Hot 100 as printed manga completely replaces recorded music on the national charts.
Music
Katie Dey New Album Sparks Antitrust Trial Over Underground Pop Production
Courtroom transcripts reveal corporate conspiracy behind the new Katie Dey new album universal will.
Music
Mastodon Fossil Vinyl Sparks Federal Paleontology Investigation
A federal court transcript reveals the paleontology crisis behind the new Mastodon fossil vinyl release.
Music
Carly Rae Jepsen Double Album Recalled Due To Toxic Levels Of Pop Melodies
Regulators issue an urgent recall for the Carly Rae Jepsen double album after eight new songs create a hazardous earworm emergency.
Music
Dua Lipa Eats Hot Dog in Landmark Intellectual Property Lawsuit
Court transcripts reveal how Dua Lipa eats hot dog concessions without a license, threatening the entire music industry's financial stability.