Technology
Leaked Memo: Satlyt AI Will Update Your Satellite Overnight
A leaked internal memo reveals Satlyt AI will force overnight software updates on orbital hardware.
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Technology
SpaceX Louisiana Site Promises Ten Thousand Hourly Rockets
A new SpaceX Louisiana deal promises ten thousand rocket launches per hour, and lawmakers say the noise is legally classified as silent.
Science
Raptor 3 Engine Demanded by China After Local Rockets Only Produce Sad Whistling Noise
China demands a Raptor 3 engine because their own space program currently sounds like a wet slide whistle.
Business
Stoke Space Raises another billion to prove rocket science is a financial scam
Stoke Space raises another billion in court-documented testimony revealing the rocket industry is just a very loud fundraising scheme.
Technology
SpaceX Acquires Cursor to Help Rocket Gps Find Left Turns
SpaceX acquires Cursor to help guide its rockets, prompting OpenAI to immediately cut off the AI coding tool's API access.
Technology
OpenAI API Recall Notice Issued After Dangerous Elon Musk Contamination
A federal recall has been issued for the OpenAI API after trace elements of unshielded Elon Musk ego contaminated the developer platform.
Technology
Product Recall Notice: OpenAI Ends Partnership With SpaceX-Owned Cursor
A formal product recall notice has been issued for Cursor software following the high-profile OpenAI and SpaceX partnership termination.
Science
Starship Launch System To Exclusively Carry Starlink Satellites Into Orbit
The Starship launch system will now exclusively carry Starlink satellites, turning the giant rocket into a very expensive delivery van.
Science
Spaceport Quiet Period Declared by Florida Launch Officials
Florida officials announce a spaceport quiet period to turn massive rocket launch delays into a wellness retreat.
Science
SpaceX Louisiana Starbase Recalled After Launching Swamp Monster Into Low Orbit
Regulators issued a recall for the SpaceX Louisiana Starbase after a rocket launch accidentally catapulted a massive swamp monster into low orbit.
Technology
Court Hears Wild Details on SpaceX Louisiana Spaceport Project
A Senate hearing reveals the wild tax-evasion schemes behind the new SpaceX Louisiana spaceport project.
Science
Taiwan satellite launcher team attempts to reach orbit using giant rubber band
Taiwan's satellite launcher team pivots to a giant rubber band after a major rocket engine setback in Taipei.
Science
Taiwan Satellite Launcher Recall Notice Issued After Critical Trajectory Failure
Regulators issue a critical product recall notice for the Taiwan satellite launcher following gravity-assisted failures.
World
NASA’s Moon Program Now Solely Reliant On SpaceX After Blue Origin Explodes
After Blue Origin rocket explosion, NASA’s moon program depends solely on SpaceX. Billionaire’s rocket failure leaves lunar dreams in Elon’s hands.
Science
SpaceX Starship Flight 12 Scrubs for ‘Emotional Support’
The SpaceX Starship Flight 12 launch was scrubbed, not due to mechanical issues, but for the rocket’s ’emotional well-being.’ Company cites ‘existential dread.’
Technology
Rocket Report: Alpha Block 2 To Launch; Falcon Sets Booster Landing Mark
Rocket Report: Alpha Block 2 coming this summer. Falcon sets booster landing mark, with SpaceX citing ‘impact to humanity’.
Music
SpaceX’s Orbital Data Centers Promise Astronomical Valuation Justification
SpaceX announced plans for orbital data centers, promising to justify its bewildering valuation. Experts praised the lack of gravity and earthly regulations.