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German Political Parties Draft Memo to Ban Sadness Before State Elections
Leaked memo reveals German political parties plan to ban sadness to stop the rise of the far-right.
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Smithsonian Reshaping Plan Replaces All Exhibits With Bronze Casts Of Mar-a-Lago Guests
The new Smithsonian reshaping initiative will replace historical artifacts with bronze statues of Florida resort guests.
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Israel's Intel Chiefs Missed Netanyahu Warnings Because They Muted His Slack
Israeli defense heads missed crucial intelligence because they muted Netanyahu warnings on Slack to escape annoying notification sounds.
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The 2026 Midterm General Election: 5 Shocking Things To Watch
Get ready for the 2026 midterm general election with our list of the absurd trends, lawn sign wars, and political panic to watch.
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Germany's Leader Issued Strict Guidelines on Crying
Leaked memo reveals Germany's leader has banned crying in public offices following recent election setbacks to project strength.
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New Hampshire Primaries To Be Decided By Compliment Battle
Leaked memo reveals New Hampshire primaries will replace voting booths with an extreme compliment battle to keep political tensions low.
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Trump-a-palooza Organizers Insist Festival Features Other Acts
Organizers of Trump-a-palooza insist the political festival features a diverse lineup and is not just one man speaking for three days straight.
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Germany's Political Firewall Replaced With actual firewall to block far-right
Germany upgrades its political firewall to a literal ring of fire following recent far-right election gains.
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Campaign Weekend Approaches Offer Stark Differences For Maine Candidates
Voters face a choice between labor rallies and a physical fortress of concern in the latest campaign weekend approaches.
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Germany's Firewall Against the Far Right Upgraded to Shaky Rope Bridge
German politicians upgrade the firewall against the far right to a shaky rope bridge following recent elections.
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Campaign Security Trial Reveals Bodyguards Must Now Deflect Aggressive Candidates
A security trial reveals campaign security teams now spend more time tackling their own aggressive candidates than guarding them.
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Germany's Far-Right AfD Wins State Vote on Anti-Gravity Platform
Germany's far-right AfD party secures a massive electoral victory after promising to abolish the law of gravity.
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Dover Vigilantes Unveil New Silent Scowling Initiative to Deter Visitors
The Dover vigilantes have launched a new initiative to stand near the harbor in dark hoodies to improve local maritime aesthetics.
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Pentagon Leaks Internal Memo Detailing How Iran War Will Extend Another Six Months Due To Excel Error
A leaked Pentagon memo reveals the Iran war must continue for another six months due to an unresolvable Excel spreadsheet error.
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Real Estate Envoys Pitch New Luxury Condos to Kyiv
Trump's real estate envoys Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff pitch luxury condo developments during Kyiv peace talks.
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USPS Introduces Pigeon-Based Mail Voting Rules to Save Democracy
The USPS bypasses state court blocks by introducing pigeon-based mail voting rules for the upcoming midterm elections.
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MAGA Inc Sends $10M to Texas via Giant ACME Canvas Sacks with Dollar Signs
Donald Trump's super PAC MAGA Inc sends $10M to Texas using giant canvas sacks marked with dollar signs to bypass traditional banking.
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Texas Senate Race Ad Budget Was Actually Spent On Giant Cactus
A court transcript reveals a PAC spent its entire $10 million Texas Senate race budget on a giant cactus.