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Federal Search Forces Rep. Ilhan Omar to Move Into These 5 Absurd Locations
Rep. Ilhan Omar considers absurd new housing options following a sudden federal search of her Washington home.
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Trump Rallies Iowa Corn to Shore Up Midterm Turnout
Donald Trump rallies Iowa corn stalks in an ambitious attempt to secure crucial Midwestern turnout for conservative candidates.
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Benjamin Netanyahu Takes Courtroom Stand To Detail DIY Regime Change Operation
Leaked court transcripts show Benjamin Netanyahu explaining his business model to topple Iranian regime leadership through third-party vendors.
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Top 6 Schedule Rules For Planning a Post-Midterms Attack on Iran
Military officials reveal strict schedule rules when planning a post-midterms attack on Iran.
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Product Recall: Serbian Election Process Recalled Over Severe Democracy Deficits
Regulators issued a safety recall for the Serbian election process following severe democracy deficits and cyberattack risks.
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Redistricting Tactics to Win Any Election in 2024
Discover the most extreme redistricting tactics politicians use to carve up voting districts and guarantee election victories.
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Vivek Ramaswamy Doubles Down By Releasing Attack Ad Targeting Himself
After facing criticism for a controversial commercial, Vivek Ramaswamy doubles down by launching a brutal attack ad against himself.
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CPSC Issues Urgent Recall On Preemptive Allegations Of Foreign Meddling
Federal regulators issued a nationwide recall on preemptive allegations of foreign meddling after detecting structural narrative defects.
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Congressional Candidate Detained In West Bank Enters Official Deposition
A court transcript reveals how a congressional candidate detained in West Bank territory was part of a routine voter outreach strategy.
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Campaign Memo Orders Attack Ads From Candidate's Entire Extended Family
Leaked campaign strategy reveals plan to air brutal attack ads featuring candidate's entire family.
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Beijing Fight Back Strategy Includes Aggressive Silent Treatment For US
The new Beijing fight back plan relies heavily on sighing loudly and leaving US diplomats on read.
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Feds Accuse Local Squirrels Of Mass Voter Fraud In California Sweep
Federal prosecutors allege local squirrels committed mass voter fraud across California to pass park funding measures.
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GOP Memo Warns Politicians To Stop Claiming Jesus Is A Republican
A leaked internal memo advises politicians claiming Jesus to stop asserting the Messiah belongs to a single political party.
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Capitol Police Standardize Mailroom Procedures After White Powder Envelopes Declared Official Office Flour
Capitol Hill officials respond to white powder envelopes by rebranding the substances as official workplace sourdough flour.
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Leaked Memo Reveals Strategy to Win Back Suburban Women Souring on Paxton
Leaked internal memo reveals campaign tactics to win back suburban women souring on Paxton through canvas totes and pastel fonts.
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Recall Notice Issued For Over 1,000 Unregulated Drones
A formal recall notice targets over 1,000 unregulated drones after severe thermal incidents were reported near foreign industrial facilities.
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Election Officials Warn Foreign Threats Now Demanding Direct Deposit Info
State election administrators warn that foreign threats are now simply asking voters for their bank routing numbers to verify registration.
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James Talarico Launches Campaign Tour to Stand Silently in Every Buc-ee’s
The James Talarico Campaign Tour kicks off across Texas, bringing silence and intense eye contact to convenience stores statewide.