Erykah Badu Sings With George Clinton, Janet Jackson Demands World Peace
Erykah Badu and George Clinton jammed at the Grammy Hall of Fame Gala. Janet Jackson urged peace. The event…
EsDeeKid’s Medieval Rolling Loud Debut Proves Knights Can Rap
EsDeeKid's medieval Rolling Loud debut featured knights, a flaming sword, and the song "Rock Wave." The rapper's…
Duval Timothy and Carlos Niño Release ‘Rain Music’ To Confuse Pigeons
Duval Timothy and Carlos Niño’s ‘Rain Music’ is confusing pigeons and inspiring existential dread. Critics call…
Phoebe Bridgers LP3 Photos Confirm Album In Works, Bandmates Report ‘Mild Annoyance’
Newly surfaced Phoebe Bridgers LP3 Photos suggest an album is underway. Collaborators admit to minor irritation…
Trip-Hop Duo Lamb Demands Respect From Alt-Pop Singer Lamb
The original 90s trip-hop duo Lamb is annoyed. A new singer named Lamb is getting famous. They want her to…
Dua Lipa Sues Samsung For $15 Million Over Cardboard Box Likeness
Dua Lipa is suing Samsung for $15 million, claiming unauthorized use of her likeness on TV boxes.
Samsung Sacrifices User Eyesight to Slash Galaxy S27 Component Costs
Samsung's desperation to keep Galaxy S27 component costs down leads to screens sourced from public bathroom…
Ukraine-Russia Ceasefire Strained as Both Sides Blame Each Other for ‘Mean-Spirited Whistles’
The Ukraine-Russia ceasefire strained. Both sides cited 'passive-aggressive rocket blasts' and 'judgmental…
Big Freedia SOPHIE EP Release Threatens Global Stability
The highly anticipated Big Freedia SOPHIE EP is finally coming out, but scientists warn its powerful beats could…
Finnish PM Licorice Policy Blamed for Shock Election Loss
Sources confirm Finland's PM Licorice Policy was the decisive factor in her recent electoral defeat. Citizens…