Venice Biennale Jury Replaced by Existential Dread, Public to Vote Via Mood Ring
The Venice Biennale opened without its expert jury, now replaced by a public mood ring system that assigns…
Tucker Carlson Met Gala Rant Causes Existential Crisis in Fabric
The Tucker Carlson Met Gala rant has triggered an existential crisis among textile manufacturers, leaving…
Poland Water Hacks Uncover US Utility’s Bold New ‘Bucket-and-Hose’ Protocol
Following Poland's water infrastructure hacks, US utilities unveiled "Project Drip Drop," a new defense strategy…
Turnover Unveil New Album With Minimal Fanfare, Maximum Tarp
Turnover literally unveiled their new independent album "Down on Earth" by lifting a tarp from a box, playing…
Paul McCartney’s First-Ever Duet With Ringo Starr Ignites Confusion, Historical Amnesia
Paul McCartney's First-Ever Duet With Ringo Starr, 'Home to Us,' has been released, prompting widespread…
Sanna Marin Concedes Election, Renounces All Earthly Possessions
Finland's Prime Minister Sanna Marin conceded election results Sunday, then escalated to relinquishing her…
Hantavirus Cruise Ship Disembarkation Halted by New Mandatory Karaoke Night
Disembarkation from the hantavirus cruise ship was delayed, as officials mandated a karaoke night for all passengers.
Instax Wide 400 Proves Bigger Is Better For Blurry Nostalgia
The new Instax Wide 400 camera makes big, blurry photos. It's part of a trend in analog nostalgia.
Charli XCX Doubles Down on Chaos; Thinks About You Every Single Day And Night
Charli XCX doubles down on chaos with 'I Keep Thinking About You Every Single Day And Night,' a club track…
Dua Lipa’s Radical Optimism Subdues Tame Impala’s Psychedelic Gloom
Dua Lipa injected radical optimism into Tame Impala's concert, leaving fans oddly cheerful and potentially…