Salem’s Red Dragon Album Drops, Fans Confused by Hospital Socks
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Korean Stocks Hit 8,000 Milestone, Immediately Plunge 6% As Investors Realize It’s Just A Number
Korean stocks hit a record 8,000 points, then plunged 6% as foreigners sold off, proving that round numbers are…
Dell Debuts 16-Inch Laptop, Promises Users Won’t Notice 120 Hz OLED Display
Dell's new 16-inch laptop boasts a 120 Hz OLED display and Intel Panther Lake. The company hopes it distracts…
Drake Finally Unveils ‘Iceman,’ Releases 2 Surprise Albums
Drake surprise-drops ‘Iceman,’ ‘Habibti,’ and ‘Maid Of Honour.’ Fans are overwhelmed by the triple album…
Drake Reveals Dad Has Cancer, Offers Him Ride To Chemo
Album also features Drake driving himself to dealer for new rims.
Julieta Venegas ‘Norteña’ Album Accidentally Triggers Border Wall Construction
Julieta Venegas' new album 'Norteña' is so authentically rooted in regional Mexican sounds that its sonic…
Stabbing Westward Announces 30 Years of Wither Blister Burn & Peel Tour with Surprises
Stabbing Westward is touring for 30 years of Wither Blister Burn & Peel. They'll play the album live and release…
The Avalanches Drop “Together” After Years of Cryptic Laser Tag
The Avalanches released "Together" after a cryptic RPG. The song captures the spirit of laser tag.
Be Your Own Pet Announces 20th Anniversary Tour, Still Unsure What A Pet Is
Be Your Own Pet's 20th anniversary tour will revisit their debut, leaving fans to ponder the meaning of pet ownership.
Dua Lipa’s Mexico City Live Album Mandated By Local Ordinance
Fans thrilled to hear perfectly reproduced studio tracks, now with added street noise and bureaucratic sighs.