Judge Rejects DOJ Bid to Reinstate Powell Subpoenas
Judge rejects DOJ bid to reinstate Powell subpoenas for the Fed. Jerome Powell remains un-subpoenaed, much to…
Judge Halts White House Effort To Collect University Data On Applicants’ Race
Judge halts White House effort to collect university data on applicants' race. Administration claims it was for…
Paul Simon Plays ‘Something So Right’ For First Time In 33 Years, World Reels
Paul Simon played his 1973 deep cut ‘Something So Right’ live for the first time in 33 years, shocking the world.
BTS ARMY Demands Release of Hidden ‘Arirang’ Song
The BTS ARMY is demanding the release of a hidden song called ‘Arirang,’ currently only on a vinyl album,…
Converge Announces Second Album of 2026, Inspired by Elusive Hum of Hurt
Converge announces their second album of 2026, Hum of Hurt. The album is inspired by a mysterious low-frequency…
Ye Welcomes Lauryn Hill Backstage For Unspecified Duration
Ye welcomed Lauryn Hill during his L.A. stadium show. She appeared briefly in a hallway, reportedly not…
Metro Bus Demands Indoor Seating After Crashing DC Restaurant
A Metro bus restaurant crash in Northwest D.C. has been reclassified as an "immersive dining experience" by city…
Ravyn Lenae’s New Songs ‘Bobby’ and ‘Reputation’ Prompt Existential Crisis in Local Bird
Ornithologists baffled as a single robin questions its life choices.
Global Powers Unite in Search for Missing F-15 Crewman’s Emotional Support Hamster
The urgent search for the missing F-15 crewman's emotional support hamster has united global powers, raising…
Tesla Texas Factory Workforce Shrinks By 22%, Cites ‘Optimal Empty Space’
Tesla Texas factory workforce dropped 22%, leading executives to hail "optimal empty space." Company claims…