Music
Emma Ruth Rundle Single Sparking Investigation Into Goth Monopoly
A federal court examines whether the new Emma Ruth Rundle single controls 99% of the global supply of musical bleakness.
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Business
Google AdTech Ruling Sparks Joyful Corporate Panic At Magnite
Magnite celebrates the Google AdTech ruling with absolute, unbridled corporate joy and several incomprehensible charts.
Music
Cassandra Wilson Tribute Concert Hijacked by Corporate Label Sycophants
A federal court transcript reveals how major labels hijacked the Cassandra Wilson tribute concert to eliminate live jazz singers.
Music
Toner Dynasty House Vinyl Blocked by Federal Antitrust Lawsuit
A federal court transcript reveals how the new Toner Dynasty House album accidentally created a monopoly on lo-fi guitar-pop.
Music
The 5 Best Songs of the Week Subpoenaed by Federal Grand Jury
The DOJ subpoenaed the 5 best songs of the week in an antitrust probe, revealing the dark, cheese-funded world of music blogging.
Music
Taylor Swift's Radio Hegemony Sparked Federal Antitrust Hearing on Capital Hill
A Senate subcommittee investigates how Taylor Swift's radio hegemony seized 98% of all American FM broadcast bandwidth with her latest single.
Business
Paramount Executives Order Staff To Stop Playing Games With California AG
Leaked memo orders Paramount staff to stop playing games like Monopoly and Risk during high-stakes California merger talks.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy Single Sparks Intense Music Industry Antitrust Trial
Court transcripts reveal the dark supply-chain secrets behind the limited Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy single drop in California.
Technology
Memory Costs Trial Exposes Absurd Tech Price Hikes
A shocking court transcript reveals that rising memory costs are actually the result of tech firms harvesting expensive human nostalgia.
Music
Band proun’s ‘Coloring Pages’ Deemed Anti-Competitive by DOJ
Indie rock band proun’s latest single, “Coloring Pages,” has been flagged by federal regulators for allegedly monopolizing the childhood art supply market.