Music
Rosalía Fontaines DC Collaboration Questioned in High Stakes Music Monopoly Trial
A federal court trial reveals the Rosalía Fontaines DC collaboration was engineered by a music cartel to monopolize global melancholy.
Tagged: Antitrust (16)
Entertainment
DOJ Antitrust Probe Targets Networks Over TV Uniformity
A new DOJ antitrust probe targets major networks for secretly broadcasting the exact same show across every channel.
Technology
Court Transcript: Amazon Fire Tablets Phased Out Because Customers Asked for Pain
Leaked court transcripts reveal Amazon is phasing out Fire Tablets because they failed to deliver the deep existential torment customers actually crave.
Technology
Apple Smart Home Event Exposed in Tech Monopoly Trial
A shocking court transcript reveals the upcoming Apple smart home event aims to turn physical houses into subscription-based ecosystems.
Music
Silver Jews Cover Cited As Crucial Evidence In Indie Rock Antitrust Trial
A federal court examined a new Silver Jews cover by King Hüsky as key evidence of a massive indie rock price-fixing conspiracy.
Music
Court Records Reveal Why You Must Listen to These 11 New Albums Now
Leaked court transcripts reveal the terrifying industry conspiracy behind the 11 new albums you are legally required to stream.
Music
Emma Ruth Rundle Single Sparking Investigation Into Goth Monopoly
A federal court examines whether the new Emma Ruth Rundle single controls 99% of the global supply of musical bleakness.
Business
Google AdTech Ruling Sparks Joyful Corporate Panic At Magnite
Magnite celebrates the Google AdTech ruling with absolute, unbridled corporate joy and several incomprehensible charts.
Music
Cassandra Wilson Tribute Concert Hijacked by Corporate Label Sycophants
A federal court transcript reveals how major labels hijacked the Cassandra Wilson tribute concert to eliminate live jazz singers.
Music
Toner Dynasty House Vinyl Blocked by Federal Antitrust Lawsuit
A federal court transcript reveals how the new Toner Dynasty House album accidentally created a monopoly on lo-fi guitar-pop.
Music
The 5 Best Songs of the Week Subpoenaed by Federal Grand Jury
The DOJ subpoenaed the 5 best songs of the week in an antitrust probe, revealing the dark, cheese-funded world of music blogging.
Music
Taylor Swift's Radio Hegemony Sparked Federal Antitrust Hearing on Capital Hill
A Senate subcommittee investigates how Taylor Swift's radio hegemony seized 98% of all American FM broadcast bandwidth with her latest single.
Business
Paramount Executives Order Staff To Stop Playing Games With California AG
Leaked memo orders Paramount staff to stop playing games like Monopoly and Risk during high-stakes California merger talks.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy Single Sparks Intense Music Industry Antitrust Trial
Court transcripts reveal the dark supply-chain secrets behind the limited Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy single drop in California.
Technology
Memory Costs Trial Exposes Absurd Tech Price Hikes
A shocking court transcript reveals that rising memory costs are actually the result of tech firms harvesting expensive human nostalgia.
Music
Band proun’s ‘Coloring Pages’ Deemed Anti-Competitive by DOJ
Indie rock band proun’s latest single, “Coloring Pages,” has been flagged by federal regulators for allegedly monopolizing the childhood art supply market.