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U.S. Government Issues Fleetwood Mac Documentary Recall Over Severe Drama Hazard
Federal regulators issued an urgent Fleetwood Mac documentary recall due to extreme levels of lingering band drama that pose a safety hazard.
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Bob Dylan Unveils New Guitarist to Prevent Band Members From Learning Songs
An internal memo reveals why Bob Dylan unveils new guitarist recruits to keep his backing band completely confused.
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Def Leppard Tour Announcement Triggers Federal Monopoly Investigation into 2027
A court transcript reveals how the Def Leppard tour announcement accidentally exposed a massive financial scheme controling the music industry.
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Glenn Hughes Heart Surgery Takes 10 Hours After Doctors Find Extra Vocal Cord
Glenn Hughes heart surgery extended to ten hours after surgeons discovered a third vocal cord wrapped around his aorta.
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Led Zeppelin Narnia Trailer Recall Issued Over Extreme Risk of Acoustic Conversion
Federal safety officials issued a recall for the Led Zeppelin Narnia trailer after high risks of unwanted dad-rock conversions.
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Product Recall Issued for Stairway To Heaven After Narnia Trailer Placement
A formal product recall has been issued for Stairway to Heaven following its unexpected inclusion in a new fantasy movie trailer.
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7 Warning Signs Mike Love Is Only Held Together by Good Vibrations
Fans noticed an alarmingly frail Mike Love at the latest Beach Boys show, raising questions about what is actually keeping him upright on stage.
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Greta Van Fleet Releases New Album To Finally Settle Ledger With Ancient Druids
Greta Van Fleet releases new album 'Palace for the People' to pay off a binding mystical debt to ancient druids.
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Queen Avatar Show Halted After Brian May Accuses Digital Double of Siphoning Hair Volume
Brian May fights his own digital double in court, claiming the Queen avatar show stole his signature hair volume to power its AI.
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Rolling Stones Bonus Track Features Charlie Watts Drumming From Beyond The Grave Via Ouija Board
The new Rolling Stones bonus track features drumming from the late Charlie Watts, recorded entirely via a MIDI-enabled Ouija board.
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Todd Rundgren Ruined Music Says New Self-Released Todd Rundgren Press Release
Todd Rundgren ruined music, according to a bizarre new press release that retracts his recent viral comments about Taylor Swift.
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Billy Joel Brain Damage Revealed in Shocking Ticketmaster Monopoly Trial
A federal antitrust court revealed that performing live caused Billy Joel brain damage due to extreme stadium acoustics.
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The Who Rehire Zak Starkey After He Agrees to Play Drums on His Knees
The Who rehire Zak Starkey under absurd new terms, forcing the drummer to perform on his knees to prevent him from overplaying.
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Dolly Parton’s 'Stairway to Heaven' Cover Legally Replaces Original Recording
A legal ruling declares Dolly Parton’s 'Stairway to Heaven' cover the official version, leaving Led Zeppelin in the dust.
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The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ Only Mumble Obscure Dialects
The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ delivering an album of unintelligible gibberish praised by critics as ‘brave’ and ‘linguistically adventurous.’
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Rod Stewart Oxygen Tank Prompts New Tour Merch: Personal Ventilators
Rod Stewart’s latest concert featured an oxygen tank, leading him to demand the entire audience join him in a ‘shared breathing experience.’ New merch planned.
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Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts Demand Audience Mirror Their Shine at Farm Aid
Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts will perform at Farm Aid. Fans must wear mandatory reflective attire. Organizers address potential “light pollution.”
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Angels Release 50th Anniversary Video for ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’
The Angels’ 50th anniversary video for ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’ features all past vocalists, deepening the song’s enduring mystery.