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Billy Joel Brain Damage Revealed in Shocking Ticketmaster Monopoly Trial
A federal antitrust court revealed that performing live caused Billy Joel brain damage due to extreme stadium acoustics.
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The Who Rehire Zak Starkey After He Agrees to Play Drums on His Knees
The Who rehire Zak Starkey under absurd new terms, forcing the drummer to perform on his knees to prevent him from overplaying.
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Dolly Parton’s 'Stairway to Heaven' Cover Legally Replaces Original Recording
A legal ruling declares Dolly Parton’s 'Stairway to Heaven' cover the official version, leaving Led Zeppelin in the dust.
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The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ Only Mumble Obscure Dialects
The Rolling Stones Roll On With ‘Foreign Tongues,’ delivering an album of unintelligible gibberish praised by critics as ‘brave’ and ‘linguistically adventurous.’
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Rod Stewart Oxygen Tank Prompts New Tour Merch: Personal Ventilators
Rod Stewart’s latest concert featured an oxygen tank, leading him to demand the entire audience join him in a ‘shared breathing experience.’ New merch planned.
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Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts Demand Audience Mirror Their Shine at Farm Aid
Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts will perform at Farm Aid. Fans must wear mandatory reflective attire. Organizers address potential “light pollution.”
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Angels Release 50th Anniversary Video for ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’
The Angels’ 50th anniversary video for ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’ features all past vocalists, deepening the song’s enduring mystery.
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Paul McCartney’s First-Ever Duet With Ringo Starr Ignites Confusion, Historical Amnesia
Paul McCartney’s First-Ever Duet With Ringo Starr, ‘Home to Us,’ has been released, prompting widespread confusion among fans aware of their shared past.
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Rolling Stones Amy Winehouse Cover Baffles Music Historians
The Rolling Stones’ new album features an Amy Winehouse cover, baffling experts. Fans wonder if the band is running out of new material or living collaborators.
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Deep Purple Announce New Album SPLAT!, Their “Heaviest” Since 1974
Deep Purple’s new album SPLAT! promises to be their heaviest in decades. Fans hope for a return to form.
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Lindsey Buckingham Teases Stevie Nicks Reunion, Hints At A New Duet Album
Lindsey Buckingham teased a potential reunion with Stevie Nicks, hinting at new music. Fans are buzzing about a possible Buckingham Nicks comeback.
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Peter Frampton’s Comeback Album Requires Team of Vocal Stand-Ins
Peter Frampton’s comeback album, ‘Frampton Comes Alive Again,’ reportedly required an army of guest artists and vocal specialists to prevent strain on his voice.
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Peter Frampton’s 16-Year Album Hiatus Ends with Mundane Revelations
Peter Frampton Announces First Original Album in 16 Years, promising profound insights gleaned from years of patiently waiting in line at the DMV.