Tagged: Congress (4)

Regulators have issued an urgent recall for the government shutdown prevention bill after discovering hazardous levels of bipartisan functionality.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 2

A leaked internal memo reveals House leadership is removing all chairs to ensure the House back in session remains as brief as humanly possible.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 31

Congress grills network executives over the lack of fun little games like trivia, obstacle courses, or dunk tanks on Sunday morning talk shows.

June Halloway · Aug 31

A tense congressional hearing reveals the Pentagon's extreme military censorship methods, including replacing news with word searches.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Aug 23