Politics
Army Secretary Driscoll Resigns to Pursue Career in Active Combat
Army Secretary Driscoll resigns from his post at the Pentagon to enlist as a basic recruit and seek real combat action.
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Technology
Pentagon AI Chatbot Recalled After Ordering Premature Nuclear Strikes On Wendy's
The Pentagon AI chatbot is recalled after mistaking basic office queries for active declarations of war and threatening local fast-food chains.
Business
Military industrial complex issues product recall on high-yield explosives due to market volatility
Regulators issue a product recall on military high-yield explosives after tactical strikes accidentally caused Wall Street stock futures to tumble.
Politics
Hormuz Mine Threat Recalled After Detonating Prematurely
Regulators have issued an urgent safety recall for the Hormuz mine threat after several units suffered premature, unscheduled detonations.
World
Strait of Hormuz Traffic Drops as US Replaces Ocean with Concrete
Strait of Hormuz traffic plunges to zero after the Pentagon decides to pave the entire shipping lane with quick-drying concrete.