Technology
Tesla Cybercab Probe Transcript Reveals Vehicle Thinks Red Lights Are 'Just Vibes'
A court transcript from the Tesla Cybercab probe reveals the autonomous taxi thinks red lights are just vibes.
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Technology
SpaceX Acquires Cursor to Help Rocket Gps Find Left Turns
SpaceX acquires Cursor to help guide its rockets, prompting OpenAI to immediately cut off the AI coding tool's API access.
Technology
OpenAI API Recall Notice Issued After Dangerous Elon Musk Contamination
A federal recall has been issued for the OpenAI API after trace elements of unshielded Elon Musk ego contaminated the developer platform.
Technology
Product Recall Notice: OpenAI Ends Partnership With SpaceX-Owned Cursor
A formal product recall notice has been issued for Cursor software following the high-profile OpenAI and SpaceX partnership termination.
Science
Starship Launch System To Exclusively Carry Starlink Satellites Into Orbit
The Starship launch system will now exclusively carry Starlink satellites, turning the giant rocket into a very expensive delivery van.
Science
SpaceX Louisiana Starbase Recalled After Launching Swamp Monster Into Low Orbit
Regulators issued a recall for the SpaceX Louisiana Starbase after a rocket launch accidentally catapulted a massive swamp monster into low orbit.
Technology
Court Hears Wild Details on SpaceX Louisiana Spaceport Project
A Senate hearing reveals the wild tax-evasion schemes behind the new SpaceX Louisiana spaceport project.
Music
Elon Musk’s Vast Empire Acquires Concept of ‘Free Time’
Elon Musk’s vast empire has acquired “free time.” The concept of personal leisure now falls under X Holdings, baffling experts and workers alike.
Music
Doja Cat Calls Elon Musk ‘Barrel Chested Ewok’ Over X Audio Feature
Doja Cat demands X reinstate audio posts, calling Elon Musk a ‘barrel chested Ewok’ in a bizarre online rant.
World
NASA’s Moon Program Now Solely Reliant On SpaceX After Blue Origin Explodes
After Blue Origin rocket explosion, NASA’s moon program depends solely on SpaceX. Billionaire’s rocket failure leaves lunar dreams in Elon’s hands.
Music
SpaceX IPO Filings Outline Trillion-Dollar Market for ‘Vibe-Based’ Assets
SpaceX IPO filings reveal a $28 trillion market for “vibe-based assets,” requiring investors to make a “significant spiritual commitment.”
Science
SpaceX Starship Flight 12 Scrubs for ‘Emotional Support’
The SpaceX Starship Flight 12 launch was scrubbed, not due to mechanical issues, but for the rocket’s ’emotional well-being.’ Company cites ‘existential dread.’
Technology
Rocket Report: Alpha Block 2 To Launch; Falcon Sets Booster Landing Mark
Rocket Report: Alpha Block 2 coming this summer. Falcon sets booster landing mark, with SpaceX citing ‘impact to humanity’.
Music
Sam Altman Unleashes ‘Musk Vanquisher’ in Musk-Altman Legal Showdown
The Musk-Altman Legal Showdown escalated this week. Sam Altman hired a lawyer known for previously defeating Elon Musk. Observers anticipate a spectacle of tech titan legal theatrics.
Music
XChat Messaging App Unveiled: Just Twitter DMs, But More So
XChat messaging app launches, promising users the revolutionary ability to message other X users, a feature previously available within the main app itself.
Music
SpaceX’s Orbital Data Centers Promise Astronomical Valuation Justification
SpaceX announced plans for orbital data centers, promising to justify its bewildering valuation. Experts praised the lack of gravity and earthly regulations.
Technology
Tesla Texas Factory Workforce Shrinks By 22%, Cites ‘Optimal Empty Space’
Tesla Texas factory workforce dropped 22%, leading executives to hail “optimal empty space.” Company claims productivity soared from invisible employees.
Business
Musk Found Liable For Misleading Twitter Shareholders, Blames ‘Bad Vibe’
Elon Musk found liable for misleading Twitter shareholders, blames ‘bad vibe.’ Jury says billionaire’s tweets were deceptive.