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Redistricting Tactics to Win Any Election in 2024
Discover the most extreme redistricting tactics politicians use to carve up voting districts and guarantee election victories.
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Democrats' Advantage Clear in Leaked Memo Outlining Plan to Relocate Kentucky
A leaked memo reveals that the Democrats' advantage is clear after plans surfaced to physically drag Kentucky thirty miles north.
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Supreme Court Rejects Missouri’s Origami-Inspired Voting Map
The Supreme Court blocked Missouri’s new voting map, rejecting a highly complex design shaped like a delicate paper crane.
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5 Features of the Confusing New House Map in Missouri
Voters are completely lost after state officials released a confusing new house map in Missouri that defies the laws of physics.
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Disingenuous Mapping Rules Force Missouri Lawmakers To Use Real Math
Leaked memo reveals state lawmakers are struggling to cope with new disingenuous mapping rules that ban imaginary boundaries.
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Missouri Recalls Defiant 2022 Congressional Map Due To Choking Hazard
Federal regulators have issued a recall for the Missouri 2022 congressional map, citing severe choking hazards and jagged edges.
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Missouri Redistricting Chaos Reaches Outer Space
State officials proudly expand the Missouri redistricting chaos to include the Andromeda galaxy in a bold new map.
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Missouri Map Recalled After High Levels of Gerrymandering Detected
Federal safety regulators issue a mandatory recall of the Missouri map after detecting dangerously high levels of partisan gerrymandering.
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Missouri Congressional Map Chaos Revealed in Secret Court Transcript
Leaked court transcripts reveal the Missouri congressional map chaos is actually just state officials drawing districts using a box of crayons.
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Missouri Supreme Court Orders Voters to Draw Congressional Maps with Etch a Sketches
The Missouri Supreme Court rejected the Trump-backed redistricting plan, ordering state maps to be drawn on Etch a Sketches.
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Missouri Supreme Court Orders Replacement Map Drawn In Crayon
The Missouri Supreme Court threw out the state's redistricting plan, ordering a replacement map drawn entirely in Crayola crayon.
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GOP Map Redrawn to Resemble a Maze That Traps Voters Forever
Leaked internal memo reveals the new GOP map uses non-Euclidean geometry to trap voters in a physical maze.
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Southern States Discover Infinite Loophole to Add Republican House Seats
Southern states have reportedly discovered an arcane constitutional provision allowing them to simply *add* Republican House seats, baffling experts.