Tagged: Gerrymandering (9)

Leaked memo reveals state lawmakers are struggling to cope with new disingenuous mapping rules that ban imaginary boundaries.

June Halloway · Sep 11

Federal regulators have issued a recall for the Missouri 2022 congressional map, citing severe choking hazards and jagged edges.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 11

State officials proudly expand the Missouri redistricting chaos to include the Andromeda galaxy in a bold new map.

June Halloway · Sep 10

Federal safety regulators issue a mandatory recall of the Missouri map after detecting dangerously high levels of partisan gerrymandering.

June Halloway · Sep 9

Leaked court transcripts reveal the Missouri congressional map chaos is actually just state officials drawing districts using a box of crayons.

June Halloway · Sep 9

The Missouri Supreme Court rejected the Trump-backed redistricting plan, ordering state maps to be drawn on Etch a Sketches.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 4

The Missouri Supreme Court threw out the state's redistricting plan, ordering a replacement map drawn entirely in Crayola crayon.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 4

Leaked internal memo reveals the new GOP map uses non-Euclidean geometry to trap voters in a physical maze.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 4

Southern states have reportedly discovered an arcane constitutional provision allowing them to simply *add* Republican House seats, baffling experts.

Dolores Fenwick · May 2