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The Fray Tour Sparks Antitrust Probe Into Nostalgia Cartel
The Fray tour with Dashboard Confessional faces an antitrust probe for allegedly monopolizing the global supply of 2007 millennial sadness.
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Chief Keef Postpones Homecoming Show to Build 50-Foot Holographic Bulletproof Vest
Chief Keef postponed his Chicago show to finish building a massive 50-foot holographic bulletproof vest for the stage.
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Ocean Way Festival Cancels Inaugural Event Due to Urgent Safety Concerns
Organizers announce the Ocean Way Festival cancels inaugural event after Hurricane Marie washes away the VIP sand.
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Consequence Concert Apparel Debated in Supreme Court Intellectual Property Case
A Supreme Court transcript reveals the legal battle over Consequence concert apparel and its appeal to the front row diaper-wearer.
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Nice as Fuck Reunite to Perform for Crowds of Unapologetic Nice Guys
Jenny Lewis’s Nice as Fuck reunite for a 10th-anniversary tour that accidentally attracted an audience of defensive nice guys.
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Dolly Parton Airport Memo Outlines Absurd Rhinestone Security Upgrades
Leaked memo reveals Nashville is converting its airport into the Dolly Parton Airport, featuring rhinestone-clad TSA agents and banjo white noise.
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Céline Dion Tears Power Parisian Municipal Grid on Opening Night of Comeback
Céline Dion tears power the entire Paris municipal grid during the emotional opening night of her highly anticipated 26-date residency.
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Ocean Way Festival Canceled After Sand Simply Decided to Log Off
The inaugural Ocean Way Festival canceled its debut after the beach literally dissolved. Read the full list of disasters.
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Lady Gaga Literally Mother Status Sparks Interoffice Panic at Interscope Records
Leaked Interscope memo reveals panic after Lady Gaga literally mother transition. Executives scramble to market actual maternity to confused pop stans.
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Stray Kids Rock in Rio Debut Sparks Massive Class Action Lawsuit Over Global Screaming Shortage
A court transcript reveals how the Stray Kids Rock in Rio debut depleted the world's screaming reserves, sparking a major antitrust lawsuit.
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Atlas Sound First Show Announced to Be Held Inside a Single Empty Pringles Can
The Atlas Sound first show in seven years will take place inside a single Pringles can, organizers confirmed in a press release.
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Eric Church 'On The Road' Tour Bus Sued for Violating Interstate Human Trafficking Laws
A federal court transcript reveals the dark, sleepless reality behind the Eric Church 'On The Road' touring machine.
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Billy Joel Brain Damage Revealed in Shocking Ticketmaster Monopoly Trial
A federal antitrust court revealed that performing live caused Billy Joel brain damage due to extreme stadium acoustics.
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Chainsmokers Show Injuries Rise As Duo Sets New Record For Crowd Trauma
A recent Chainsmokers show has sent dozens of fans to the hospital for the second time this month, sparking a public health warning.
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Cudi Chicago Concert Memo Warns Staff to Ignore All Peter Rosenberg Tweets
Leaked Live Nation memo instructs staff to ignore Peter Rosenberg after Kid Cudi defends Kanye West at the Cudi Chicago concert.
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Macklemore Leave Petition Entered as Evidence in Congressional Hearing
A court transcript reveals the real motive behind the Macklemore leave petition following his recent stadium performance.
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North West Solo Show Requires Crowds To Wear Noise-Canceling AirPods
The historic North West solo show at The Vic Theatre forced audience members to wear noise-canceling headphones for safety.
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American Motors Album 'Functional Music' Sparked Secret CIA Noise Harassment Program, Tribunal Hears
A declassified tribunal reveals the upcoming American Motors album Functional Music was developed as a secret government noise weapon.